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My sources over at Virgin Airlines told me that Ally Chamone has now surpassed Anna Nichole Smith's 999,999 Mile High Club Miles with her trip to see Duncan in Georgia! She's gone down more while up than Sir Smeltin Elton.

I've been married 19 times and couldn't even get a hand job on any of my honeymoons. Life sucks, but none of my ex-wives did!

Ally hasn't been allowed on a Virgin Airlines flight since she was 12 and first joined the Mile High Club.

Check your sources.

I'M TAKING NOTE OF THIS SHIT. I'VE GOT YOUR NAMES AND WILL BE PASSING THEM ON TO WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE.

~RACHEL~

Rachel! Tuck your penis in at once! There's kids on this site.

That Rachel sure looks like Carol Vorderman.

One from the top...

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Ally hasn't been allowed on a Virgin Airlines flight since she was 12 and first joined the Mile High Club.

Check your sources.

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rotflm*o!

we must maintain our journalistic integrity, mustn't we?



peace,

becca

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Quote: Frankie The J

My sources over at Virgin Airlines told me that Ally Chamone has now surpassed Anna Nichole Smith's 999,999 Mile High Club Miles with her trip to see Duncan in Georgia! She's gone down more while up than Sir Smeltin Elton.

I've been married 19 times and couldn't even get a hand job on any of my honeymoons. Life sucks, but none of my ex-wives did!

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LIVE UPDATE

entire state of VIRGINia evacuated under concerns of possible contamination due to flight path of british airways jet purported to contain ally chamoan!

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Smurfette,

I was almost in your town the other day. My son was in a car wreck just east of Tulsa.

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oh, no!

i hope he wasn't badly injured!

was it in broken arrow?

people drive like total IDIOTS here.....especially if you get on the highway with the ridiculous notion of obeying the speed limit and rules of the road and exhibiting any common, decent courtesy.

peace

becca

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Quote: smurfette

oh, no!

i hope he wasn't badly injured!

was it in broken arrow?

people drive like total IDIOTS here.....especially if you get on the highway with the ridiculous notion of obeying the speed limit and rules of the road and exhibiting any common, decent courtesy.

peace

becca

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Cheautou, actually (and I probably spelled that wrong).

He's okay, but his car was totalled.

Smurfette,

I was almost in your town the other day. My son was in a car wreck just east of Tulsa.

Keep yur mits of smurfette, J-Man! She and Fr. Francois are a "thing."

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Quote: Frankie The J

Keep yur mits of smurfette, J-Man! She and Fr. Francois are a "thing."

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oh, my gawd, j-man!

check out "the list"

i am now right under you!

boy, will frankie be pissed when he returns!

perhaps i shall climb on top of you a bit later, but i doubt it, as i rather enjoy the current position!

peace

becca

Under me, on top of me...both positions are just fine with me.

Just don't tell my wife.

Hey, stop it! Cease and desist! I'll tell Fr. Francois, and your LDS wife, J-Man!

Frankie,

I got lots of cousins all over Oklahoma (my father is originally from Enid and some of my mother's family lives in Broken Arrow).

For all I know, Becca and I could be family.

You bein' from West Virginia, you should know that family don't count, that's just practicin'.

I know President Momson, buddy-boy! Interviewed him on air three times. He said, "You are alright, for a gentile. If there's anything I can do for you just let me know."

Nuff said?

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Under me, on top of me...both positions are just fine with me.

Just don't tell my wife.

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i was atop for the briefest of moments; i have now resumed my original horizontal position!

peace

becca

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Under me, on top of me...both positions are just fine with me.

Just don't tell my wife.

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i was atop for the briefest of moments; i have now resumed my original horizontal position!

peace

becca

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Sister in Christ:

Thou fucketh, therefore thou felleth!

Pustulations 6:17

Blessings,
Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J.

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Quote: Frankie The J

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Quote: smurfette

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Under me, on top of me...both positions are just fine with me.

Just don't tell my wife.

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i was atop for the briefest of moments; i have now resumed my original horizontal position!

peace

becca

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Sister in Christ:

Thou fucketh, therefore thou felleth!

Pustulations 6:17

Blessings,
Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J.

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pustulations is hilarious!

i love it!

can't wait to read pustulations 6:9!



i had a pretty much HORRIBLE day,by the way..........

i got spoiled by all of those 80 degree days

and went out to run errands and pay bills this morning

i am on water pills (hctz) for my heart

and the temp shot back up to 103!

i consider myself lucky to have crawled back to the car and made it home

darn oklahoma weather!

i don't know why we have to have all 4 seasons in one week

*grumble*

how's your blood sugar frankie?

*major hugs*

peace

becca

Blood sugar??? We don' need no stinkin blood sugar!

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Quote: Frankie The J

Blood sugar??? We don' need no stinkin blood sugar!

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Nice one Frankie!

Been trying to use a similar line for months but could never fit it in.

Regards

Skoob.

Hey look, I'm doubling up again.

Another line I waited ages to use but finally got in:

Guy with dog in pub.

Dog is licking its nuts and that other bit enthusiastically.

"I wish I could do that," says a mate.

"Ask him, he might let you!"

Boom Boom!

The oldies are the goldies.

Maybe that's an idea: the Spoof for the young uns, and Spoof Gold for the sad old fuckers like me!

Regards

Skoob.