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BuckwheatsButt
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Don't forget to bring your rubber cunt!
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Chamone
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As everyone knows, I am off to America tomorrow morning to visit my friend Duncan. So, in my place I have asked my sister Rachel to fill in for me. I've left her instructions of what to do and to upload any pre-written stories I did to the site during my absence.
Rachel is a shouter! She will not take shit! She has been told a little about who's who on this site and who is a knobhead or a sweetie-pie. Be nice to her and I will talk when I return from my Georgia love nest XOXOXOXOXO -Ally |
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Frankie The J
Writer  Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rachel is a shouter, huh. I prefer screamers! |
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BuckwheatsButt
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I thought you like cha-Moaners?
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BuckwheatsButt
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May we suggest a laxative? A glass of prune juice? A date with San Francisco Onion? |
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Jaggedone
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Hope you and Dunc have a gay ol time!
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Rachel,
Every other day, your sister posts new naked photos of herself on the website. Today is that day. Will you be continuing the tradition? Since this is Saturday, it's titty day. |
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Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda |
SO THIS IS WHAT MY SISTER WASTES HER TIME ON INSTEAD OF WASHING THE DISHES?!
I'M RACHEL AND I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU LOT. SIS TOLD ME TO TAKE CARE OF SOME ONION GUY AND PROTECT HIM FROM BULLIES. I'LL BE KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON ANY TROUBLEMAKERS. ~RACHEL~ |
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BuckwheatsButt
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You need to protect SFO, and keep him warm too. He's in a little petri dish near the window. Yes, right next to your sister's sperm collection. Careful! Don't get the dishes mixed up!
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Jaggedone
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Jesus/Chamone/Rachel/Hannibal Lector? US beware!
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