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The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 28 Jul 09 05:11
Come to San Francisco and we'll see how much of a wuss I am.

Leave your gun at home, and don't spit tobacco juice in my eye.

You might crack the top five list tomorrow with your inflammatory drivel - too bad it takes hatred and spite to motivate you instead of compassion for the human race, but I've come to expect that from Timothy McVeigh types.

Get an education, you regurgitative twit.


SFO

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 06:05
SFO

I've already posted regarding this somewhat infantile dispute.

If it would make you feel better, I'll come to SF and knock seven shades of shit out of you. And believe me, I could.

Just leave it be and stop dogging Morse. Just because you differ in political orientation doesn't necessarily have to make you deadly enemies.

You're starting to make enemies on this website, for no other reason than your own dogmatic self imposed religion. It may have escaped your attention, but other people have a right to their views too.

No malice intended but you're starting to get on my nerves.

How about being a true liberal and bucking the trend? Communicating with others who differ in their opinions from yourself?

Or is that too much to ask?

Best Sincere Regards,

Skoob.

I'm trying to play Kissinger here but you're quite frankly on a hiding to nothing.

And if you continue to be so... on your own head be it.

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 06:08
SFO

Just calm down man.

You're starting to portray yourself as an idiot.

Losing patience rapidly

Skoob.

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 06:34 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 28 Jul 09 06:35
One more thing:

I've learned a little bit about psychology over the years, too. Know what? People tend to point out imperfections in other people that they themselves have because that's what's easiest for them to recognize - it's what they are most familiar with.

I'm no Dr. Phil, but whatever it was you said, all that stuff about a ranting, frustrated, obsessive, lonely closet case...

Well, you tell ME where that comes from, Flat-Earther.

I came to San Francisco primarily because attempts are being made here not to practice the politics of exclusion and to lead the way in progressive environmental legislation, the environment being ultimately the most important issue facing the entire human race.

Maybe YOU need to come here for a completely different reason.


SFO

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 06:59
Good man SFO.

Stand up for what you believe in and tell them all to get fucked.
That's what they are doing.

Ah well.
Hi Ho, Hi Ho.

Fergus

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 07:43
Keep up the good work, Sfo. You're no more annoying than everyone else.Fuck off, Skoob, and let him fight his own crazy battles.

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 08:27

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Good man SFO.

Stand up for what you believe in and tell them all to get fucked.
That's what they are doing.

Ah well.
Hi Ho, Hi Ho.

Fergus



Fergus,


Thanks for the support! I feel a little ganged up on, but that's nothing new.

I guess they'd prefer I was a Republican racist, gun-toting, seventh-grade-dropout, auto mechanic and thief like my adopted dad, or a Republican pill-popping, lazy Nazi psycho like my adopted mom!

Rest assured: It took me a long time to get past my white trash roots, and it's been a long quest to extract truth from the reality that's been sold to us, but I'm not ever going to roll over and take anyone's shit.

I've been through a lot worse, believe me.


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Posted: 28 Jul 09 08:44 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 28 Jul 09 08:47

Quote: Skoob1999

You're starting to make enemies on this website, for no other reason than your own dogmatic self imposed religion. It may have escaped your attention, but other people have a right to their views too.





Skoob,


With all due respect, I was pretty much minding my own business at this site. I almost never read other people's stuff, I never visited the discussion forum. I just kept to myself, writing articles and trying to be funny.

It was this little "in" crowd at the site crapping on my ratings and posting accusing comments on my stories that dragged me onto this little group, anyway.

True, we all have the right to believe what we want. We are all entitled to our own opinions. But do you know what, Skoob? All the opinions and beliefs in the world will never trump reality. Our planet is finite, and you can't declare a War on Thermodynamics.

I don't care HOW popular you are - if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. There is no time left for ignorance.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to Fuck Off, and I'll just go back to contributing articles and let the sub-geniuses do what they do best here in the forum.

Nice knowing you.


P.S. Sounded like you wanted to infringe on my right to free speech for a second there. I must be hearing things.

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 11:50 - Edited By: BuckwheatsButt, 28 Jul 09 11:52
After dishing it out it seems the SFO can't take it. Now he's jumping into the 'I'm the victim' mode.
Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 13:20
SFO,

Stick around the forum, don't let anyone run you out of it.
Do that and they win.

Catch you later, more Hiho.



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Posted: 28 Jul 09 13:21 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 28 Jul 09 13:22

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

After dishing it out it seems the SFO can't take it. Now he's jumping into the 'I'm the victim' mode.
Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?



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Posted: 28 Jul 09 13:27 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 28 Jul 09 13:28

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Keep up the good work, Sfo. You're no more annoying than everyone else.Fuck off, Skoob, and let him fight
his own crazy battles.



Your ridiculous avatars belie your infinite wisdom, oh gracious one.



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Posted: 28 Jul 09 15:22 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 28 Jul 09 15:23
Not really following the arguement.

So what is the best time of year to visit San Francisco.

I heard September.

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 17:15

Quote: Jesus Budda

Keep up the good work, Sfo. You're no more annoying than everyone else.Fuck off, Skoob, and let him fight
his own crazy battles.


Master, I was about to say the exact same thing! San Francisco Onion, please stay. If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me. Noooooooo, Baby please don't go -Ally

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 18:31
have you ever been to the Ghiridelli(sp?)chocolate place, SFO?

That's probably the first thing I'd want to see! How long have you lived in SF?

Duncan Whitehead
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Posted: 28 Jul 09 19:01
I don't know what all this is about - but why don't we just write funny stuff?

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 20:02
There's no "gang" here.

That's just a misguided perception.

And I don't want to run anybody out. I don't think anybody else does either.

I've enjoyed discourse with SFO, personally speaking.

And Jesus Budda, I love it when you tell me to 'fuck off' - It makes me laugh. You are awful - but I like you.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Not really following the arguement.

So what is the best time of year to visit San Francisco.

I heard September.


Spring time..All the Nancy's are out

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 21:41
Cadbury's chocolate.

Finest in the world.

Regards

Skoob.

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 21:52 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 28 Jul 09 21:54
Other SFOs'

So far odd

So far out.

So far ooout. (Scottish)

Saw freekin Obama.

. . . and so on.

It's four for me, keep-ups anyone?

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Quote: Madame Bitters

have you ever been to the Ghiridelli(sp?)chocolate place, SFO?

That's probably the first thing I'd want to see! How long have you lived in SF?


In his defense, I'm not sure if SFO has visited Ghirardelli Chocolate, but understand he does visit the Hershey Highway frequently. Hope that helps MB.

Morse
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Posted: 28 Jul 09 22:41
MB: you know we all just want to get along....

Do you hate us now? I'll bring you some chocolate back from Uk, and even a lock of Skoobie's hair (head hair you evil witch)......meeting for a pint or two in Portsmouth...wish a few of the other blokes could make it....

toodles/ Morse



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Posted: 28 Jul 09 22:44

Quote: victor nicholas

Not really following the arguement.

So what is the best time of year to visit San Francisco.

I heard September.


You heard right.

Late summer to early fall is your best chance for fogless, sunny days.


SFO




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Posted: 28 Jul 09 23:00 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 29 Jul 09 01:54

Quote: victor nicholas

Other SFOs'

So far odd

So far out.

So far ooout. (Scottish)

Saw freekin Obama.

. . . and so on.

It's four for me, keep-ups anyone?



VN,


Consider even numbers 2, 4, 6, and 8.

The "average" of these numbers is five, which is not odd.

What is odd?

What is average?

Are YOU even, or even average?

Also, I think I've pretty clearly expressed the fact that I endorse the liberal philosophy because I believe in human rights over the rights of corporations. Equate that with support for Obama, if you think that's humorous.

Whatever.


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Posted: 28 Jul 09 23:02

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Quote: Madame Bitters

have you ever been to the Ghiridelli(sp?)chocolate place, SFO?

That's probably the first thing I'd want to see! How long have you lived in SF?


In his defense, I'm not sure if SFO has visited Ghirardelli Chocolate, but understand he does visit the Hershey Highway frequently. Hope that helps MB.



Buck,


The Hershey Highway was destroyed in the quake of 1989, and the good San Franciscan people had enough sense not to rebuild it.

Get your facts "straight."


SFO


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