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BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 23 Jul 09 18:20
Well, I heard she's so ugly, as a kid her family used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her!
In fact, others say she's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!
Even her Mom said her butt is so huge she's the only one in town who's car has stretch marks.
Her boyfriend? He told friends that when he looked into her eyes he could see the back of her head.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 23 Jul 09 18:43
Sounds like Buck is jealous.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 23 Jul 09 18:52

Quote: Jalapenoman

Sounds like Buck is jealous.


I think he's just warming up J-Man.

Ironically, I do believe that Chamone, AKA DW lives a mere five train stops away from me.

That's scary.

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Carry on Buck

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 23 Jul 09 21:54

Quote: Jalapenoman

Sounds like Buck is jealous.


Yeah, you gotta let it go, Buck.

Chamone is with Duncan now.



Chamone
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Posted: 24 Jul 09 17:17

Quote: Madame Bitters


Quote: Jalapenoman

Sounds like Buck is jealous.


Yeah, you gotta let it go, Buck.

Chamone is with Duncan now.


I soon will be! Buckwheats is so obviously jealous of love. -Ally

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 24 Jul 09 19:53
Gotcha JB!

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Posted: 24 Jul 09 20:01

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Gotcha JB!


Buck,

Please explain.

Curious.

Skoob.


BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 24 Jul 09 20:02 - Edited By: BuckwheatsButt, 24 Jul 09 20:05
My trap has been sprung. The ONLY person ever to call me 'Buckwheats' (with an S) is Jessus Budda.

Email me Skoob and I'll clue you in.

Chamone
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Posted: 24 Jul 09 21:14
A trap? Sprung? O, really! Didn't you notice that Mark Lowton said that I was Jesus Buddah a few weeks ago? Or that beneath my name is 'AKA Jesus Buddah'? Surely I must be Jesus Buddah then? Shouldn't I be....? It's the only logical explanation (giggles) -Ally

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 24 Jul 09 21:45

Quote: Chamone

A trap? Sprung? O, really! Didn't you notice that Mark Lowton said that I was Jesus Buddah a few weeks ago? Or that beneath my name is 'AKA Jesus Buddah'? Surely I must be Jesus Buddah then? Shouldn't I be....? It's the only logical explanation (giggles) -Ally


Funny, but Jesus Budda gets mad when anyone adds an "H" to his name. So, you may be Jesus Buddah, but you are not Jesus Budda!

Chamone
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Posted: 24 Jul 09 21:47
I meant budda. -Ally

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 24 Jul 09 21:52

Quote: Chamone

I meant budda. -Ally


Do you mean "Ally" or "Alley" (like you used a couple of weeks ago)?

Chamone
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Posted: 25 Jul 09 13:01
Haven't YOU ever spelled your name wrong while sleepy?! -Ally

Morse
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Posted: 25 Jul 09 23:29
....THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHEN IS THE UPLIFT BRA CHIC GOING TO SUE THE SPOOF FOR UNAUTHORIZED USE OF HER PICTURE.....

WE REALLY SHOULD KNOW.....

NOW!!!!!

Morse

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 26 Jul 09 00:07 - Edited By: BuckwheatsButt, 26 Jul 09 00:08
From a guys point of view, Who Gave Chamone the Bone has on a push-up and enhancing bra. (padded) She's actually a 28a bra size. Jesus Budda told me since he has a tough time getting it on himself.

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 26 Jul 09 00:46 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 26 Jul 09 00:47
Chamone seems alright to me.

How can you not like someone named after a Michael Jackson interjection?

And that cleavage is a mouthful.

Furthermore, I'm considering the whole cult of Jesus Budda thing... at least as long as there are no membership fees.

Fight the power!!

SFO

Chamone
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Posted: 26 Jul 09 13:01
Annie are you ok? Are ok? Are you ok, Annie? -Ally

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Posted: 26 Jul 09 22:43
Wake up, Ally. I think I got somethin' to say to you.


SFO

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Posted: 26 Jul 09 22:47

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Wake up, Ally. I think I got somethin' to say to you.


SFO


It's late September and I really should be back at school.

I know I keep you amused...

Classic.

Regards

Skoob.

But I feel I'm being used...

Chamone
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Posted: 27 Jul 09 17:16
You been hit by, you been struck by - a smooth criminal! -Ally

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Posted: 27 Jul 09 17:20

Quote: Chamone

You been hit by, you been struck by - a smooth criminal! -Ally


Dum dum der der dum dum, der der dumm dum...

COME ON! SING ALONG!

ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Regards.

Skip Wiffleball.


 
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