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(1) You fuckers lost America.

(2) Princess Di wasn't.

(3) Prince Charles IS a tampon.

(4) Victoria Beckham is a bitch.

(5) Soccor ain't football.

I'd like to point out that the rest of the people in America (outside of the inbred West By God Virginia hillbillies) can tell the difference between 3, 4, and 5.

This is as bad a job of counting as when Arthur tried to throw the Holy Hand Grenade!

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Quote: Frankie The J

(1) You fuckers lost America.

(2) Princess Di wasn't.

(3) Prince Charles IS a tampon.

(4) Victoria Beckham is a bitch.

(5) Soccor ain't football.

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Frankie the J

Comrade in Spoofery.

Don't piss me off. I live in the UK. I've stayed in America. It's fucking overrated.

I just wrote a story and 'Pow' it's gone. Just like that. So I'm in a bad mood.

Who lost America?

The King?

The Queen?

Fucking McDonalds have more relevance in our lives than those assholes (to purloin an Americanism)

Soccor (sic) ain't football.

Thank fuck for that. We prefer our sports to be community based. It may involve the odd riot, but it's infinitely more impassioned than a three minute ad break every minute.

I've watched CSI here and in New York. You may have Hollywood but your TV is disastrous.

Ignore me. I'm just in a bad mood.

I've been told that on our side of the world we don't get decent pizzas. The Italians invented pizza! And the Mafia.

Get your head out of your arse FTJ.

Fucks sakes.

I'd like to give you my regards but on this occasion I won't.

I'll just say

Bon Soir

Skoob

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I've been told that on our side of the world we don't get decent pizzas. The Italians invented pizza! And the Mafia.


Skoob

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Skoob,

I didn't say that you don't get decent pizza. I asked if you only had the thin crust style of pizza, saying that I don't care for that (I like the thick stuff).

I know that Italy is in Europe...partially because my grandparents on my Mom's side (who both died within the past five years) were born and raised in Italy. I grew up eating the real thing and loving it (though I hated my Grandmother's pizza).

Say anything else bad and I may have to send my Uncles Guido and Enrico to see you about a little problem! (of course, Guido is now in his 90's, but.....)

J-Man

That's okay. No problem. I'm just getting a little nervous here because we have carloads of old guys all dressed in Sicilian black, and wearing shades and suspicious long coats walking down the path to my front door.

Should I be worried?

Your Best Friend

Skoob

If the one in charge is using a walker with green tennis balls stuck on the bottom, that's Guido.

Tell him that you voted for him when he was county commissioner and he'll smile, pat you on the back, and offer you a free Coca-Cola.

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Let's be nice here.

(1) You fuckers lost America.
Actually, we'll give them back Washington, New York, Chicago, and California.

(2) Princess Di wasn't.
President Bush wasn't, and neither is President Obama

(3) Prince Charles IS a tampon.
...and this is different from our politicos how?

(4) Victoria Beckham is a bitch.
...and this is different from everyone else in Hollywood how? (well, except maybe NickFun)

(5) Soccor ain't football.

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They can call it football if they want to. We play *FOOTBALL*

Scoob:

Pffftt. You know, you never know, you know?

J-Man:

Goooooooo Cougars and D-Backs. Red birds, too!

My best friend, John, is British. He's a sound engineer who lives in Las Vegas. He's currently on tour with some British chick in the Czech Republic. He worked for 10 years with James Taylor. Why does that matter? Hell if I know!

Scoob:

Forgive my gaff. I too am in a bad mood. But I just finished killing off Nancy Pelosi in my new spoof, so that helps out a lot.

No, I cannot count. Nor have I ever......

Frankie the J (from somewhere up my ass)

Oh yeah, I also screwed Ann Coulter, but with J-Man's penis.

And writing of J-Man:

You have the nerve to call us hillbillies inbred? Son, I been to Arizona City as a reporter. Nuff said?

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Oh yeah, I also screwed Ann Coulter, but with J-Man's penis.

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Frankie

You wanted a reaction.

Here it is.

I'm usually a quite polite kind of guy, but you obviously want a violent reaction to your idiotically inflammatory remarks.

I hereby invite your good self (I would have invited your wife too, but a wanker like you would never have a partner - I bet even the dog's left home) round to Chez Skoob for a barbecue.

As the steaks are cooking, in a totally irrational English/Irish way I will test the strength of the garden fence by strategically bouncing your head off it.

I will then test your pain threshholds by immersing your face in hot charcoal. You don't really want to know how this develops.

But it involves Italians with pliers and chain saws.

To think, I was nice to you,

Shame on me. Arsehole,

Skoob.

I have a love life (thanks to pecker pills). My dog, LUM, seems to come when I call him (thanks to Purina). I certainly didn't want to offend you, although my great, great, great grand papa came here from the Emerald Isle. Of course he a the lot of them (Scots) were impressed with the need to flee the place.

I'm mightly sorry to have offended you.

Oh, and just by the way.

Wasn't it WC Fields who said that?

You know, your tagline?

You are really pissing me off.

Which is good. Because it's a Spoof website. Are you really pissing me off? Would I really bounce your head off my garden fence? Repeatedly?

Probably not.

You can't believe anything you ever read here.

We're all liars

Skoob.

Frankie

Glad your dog's okay. Hope his arse isn't too sore.

Kindest Regards

Skoob.

Scoob:

I am a consumate liar!

My dog, LUM (Little Uselss Monster) seems OK, but is scooting his young ass across the rug as I write this.

Y'all come here to West Virginia and I'll cook you up some craw dads, pinto beans, fried taters and onions, and fresh ramps with cornbread. Yum, yum!

???: In your opinion, what wine goes best with pinto beans?

Great humourists.
Nation of homosexuals.
Great engineers.
Great classic rock musicians produced.

ugot:

(1) absolutely
(2) are you being served
(3) agreed
(4) goes without saying

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Great humourists.
Nation of homosexuals.
Great engineers.
Great classic rock musicians produced.

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Is this your considered opinion?

Or something you copied?

Skoob.

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Scoob:

I am a consumate liar!

My dog, LUM (Little Uselss Monster) seems OK, but is scooting his young ass across the rug as I write this.

Y'all come here to West Virginia and I'll cook you up some craw dads, pinto beans, fried taters and onions, and fresh ramps with cornbread. Yum, yum!

???: In your opinion, what wine goes best with pinto beans?

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Try a chilled Reisling.

Or, judging by the tone, methylated spirit.

That should hit the spot.

Regards

Skoob.

I'll try that! So, you coming over for dinner? I can get you a date. How old are you in monkey years?

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As the steaks are cooking, in a totally irrational English/Irish way I will test the strength of the garden fence by strategically bouncing your head off it.

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You are as Irish as an arse -Ally

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Quote: Skoob1999

As the steaks are cooking, in a totally irrational English/Irish way I will test the strength of the garden fence by strategically bouncing your head off it.

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You are as Irish as an arse -Ally

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Is that you Fergus?

Damn you're looking good these days!

Regards

Skoob.

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As the steaks are cooking, in a totally irrational English/Irish way I will test the strength of the garden fence by strategically bouncing your head off it.

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You are as Irish as an arse -Ally

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Is that you Fergus?

Damn you're looking good these days!

Regards

Skoob.

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Fergus is as Irish as a French shuttlecock -Ally

Scoob:

I know I'm more dense than uranium 235, but are you suggesting I serve meth with crawdads?

That doesn't seem right. But hey, I'll try anything one thousand times.


Beckham Update for FOOTBALL fans

"A cucumber fell out of "Football" player David Beckham's shorts during a collision on the field Wednesday afternoon. The lost veggie put an end to speculation as to just what David Beckham was packing in his pants. As it turned out, he was packing salad. The LA super stud was booed by a crowd of 12 people, the largest crowd in US "Football" history."

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Quote: Frankie The J

(1) You fuckers lost America.

(2) Princess Di wasn't.

(3) Prince Charles IS a tampon.

(4) Victoria Beckham is a bitch.

(5) Soccor ain't football.

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You said you were taking pecker pills?

Seems to be working.

doc: another great RX.....

Morse