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bartolomeo7
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Posted: 23 Jul 09 00:27
Death to the nazis Gore and Clinton
Death to the murderers, Clinton and Gore
Senator Kennedy is a nono
Hillary Clinton is a pore.
American moron watch the TV
drugs and beer he went to school.
American woman shouting angry
use her penis as a tool.
Klu Klux klan and nazi party
we will have some fun tonight.
American marriage sacred bondage
go to bed it starts to fight.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 23 Jul 09 18:00

Quote: bartolomeo7

Death to the nazis Gore and Clinton
Death to the murderers, Clinton and Gore
Senator Kennedy is a nono
Hillary Clinton is a pore.
American moron watch the TV
drugs and beer he went to school.
American woman shouting angry
use her penis as a tool.
Klu Klux klan and nazi party
we will have some fun tonight.
American marriage sacred bondage
go to bed it starts to fight.


I can see where you're coming from Bart.

Don't fight it. Let the demons out.

Express yourself. It's all right.

There, there.

All this fighting and bondage and stuff...you have ISSUES and if you don't follow your instincts we could end up with A SITUATION here.

Just talk to me.

It's okay.

I promise I won't let the SWAT guys storm the building and blow your head off.

In peace

Skoob

Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda
Posted: 23 Jul 09 18:03
I see a little silhouetto of a man... -Ally

Skoob1999
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Posted: 23 Jul 09 18:05

Quote: Chamone

I see a little silhouetto of a man... -Ally


Scaramouche, scaramouche can you do the fandango?

Not that I'm remotely interested.

Regards

Skoob.

Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda
Posted: 23 Jul 09 18:15

Quote: Skoob1999


Quote: Chamone

I see a little silhouetto of a man... -Ally


Scaramouche, scaramouche can you do the fandango?

Not that I'm remotely interested.

Regards

Skoob.


Nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy, raised in this life of monstrosity. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
I can't do the fandango. I can bend over backwards and walk around on the palms of may hands though. Want to see? -Ally

Skoob1999
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Posted: 23 Jul 09 18:19
Mama, just killed a man,

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger now he's dead

Mama life had just begun,

And then I went and fucking shot Chamone

Regards

Skoob.

Chamone
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Posted: 23 Jul 09 18:22

Quote: Skoob1999

Mama, just killed a man,

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger now he's dead

Mama life had just begun,

And then I went and fucking shot Chamone

Regards

Skoob.


Skoob, woo-hooo-oooo. Didn't mean to make you cry. If I'm not back again before tomorrow carry on, carry on....'cos nothing really matters -Ally

Skoob1999
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Posted: 23 Jul 09 18:31

Quote: Chamone


Quote: Skoob1999

Mama, just killed a man,

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger now he's dead

Mama life had just begun,

And then I went and fucking shot Chamone

Regards

Skoob.


Skoob, woo-hooo-oooo. Didn't mean to make you cry. If I'm not back again before tomorrow carry on, carry on....'cos nothing really matters -Ally


Never mind.

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round.

That's my tip. It's the future.

Trust me.

Regards

Skoob.

Frankie The J
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Frankie The J

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Posted: 24 Jul 09 03:43
Skoob:

Is Bart-man the RC priest who shit his pants during the ex-sore-szisem?

Is he from Market Garden?

victor nicholas
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Posted: 24 Jul 09 22:46

Quote: Skoob1999


Quote: bartolomeo7

Death to the nazis Gore and Clinton
Death to the murderers, Clinton and Gore
Senator Kennedy is a nono
Hillary Clinton is a pore.
American moron watch the TV
drugs and beer he went to school.
American woman shouting angry
use her penis as a tool.
Klu Klux klan and nazi party
we will have some fun tonight.
American marriage sacred bondage
go to bed it starts to fight.


I can see where you're coming from Bart.

Don't fight it. Let the demons out.

Express yourself. It's all right.

There, there.

All this fighting and bondage and stuff...you have ISSUES and if you don't follow your instincts we could end up with A SITUATION here.

Just talk to me.

It's okay.

I promise I won't let the SWAT guys storm the building and blow your head off.

In peace

Skoob


You're doing a good job Skoob, just keep trying to talk him down.

I think he trusts you.

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 25 Jul 09 06:14 - Edited By: Madame Bitters, 25 Jul 09 06:14
Mummy, I'm scared!!!!

Frankie The J
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Posted: 25 Jul 09 07:39
Me too bitter; can I get a toke?


 
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