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Skoob1999
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Posted: 18 Jul 09 23:40
Sad to hear the veteran reporter died earlier today.

We were familiar with him here in the UK through countless news reports, and his work was often featured in documentary programmes.

He'd have made a terrific Spoofer I reckon.

Walter Cronkite - RIP

Respectfully.

Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 18 Jul 09 23:55

Quote: Skoob1999

Sad to hear the veteran reporter died earlier today.

We were familiar with him here in the UK through countless news reports, and his work was often featured in documentary programmes.

He'd have made a terrific Spoofer I reckon.

Walter Cronkite - RIP

Respectfully.

Skoob.




The most ironic thing over here was that all day his obit was read on every channel by blonde bimbos with cleavage, @ exposed thighs, who never took a journalism class...or God forbid did any real "REPORTING" and they all are making over $1m a year.....as "NEWS ANCHORS" ????*$%!

I did hear though, that Greta VanSustern really is QM and that's writing for the Spoof was how she worked her way up for the big shot on FOX....don't forget, QM sez she ain't quittin the day job!

Morse



Morse
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Posted: 18 Jul 09 23:55

Quote: Skoob1999

Sad to hear the veteran reporter died earlier today.

We were familiar with him here in the UK through countless news reports, and his work was often featured in documentary programmes.

He'd have made a terrific Spoofer I reckon.

Walter Cronkite - RIP

Respectfully.

Skoob.




The most ironic thing over here was that all day his obit was read on every channel by blonde bimbos with cleavage, @ exposed thighs, who never took a journalism class...or God forbid did any real "REPORTING" and they all are making over $1m a year.....as "NEWS ANCHORS" ????*$%!

I did hear though, that Greta VanSustern really is QM and that's writing for the Spoof was how she worked her way up for the big shot on FOX....don't forget, QM sez she ain't quittin the day job!

Morse



Morse
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Posted: 18 Jul 09 23:55

Quote: Skoob1999

Sad to hear the veteran reporter died earlier today.

We were familiar with him here in the UK through countless news reports, and his work was often featured in documentary programmes.

He'd have made a terrific Spoofer I reckon.

Walter Cronkite - RIP

Respectfully.

Skoob.




The most ironic thing over here was that all day his obit was read on every channel by blonde bimbos with cleavage, @ exposed thighs, who never took a journalism class...or God forbid did any real "REPORTING" and they all are making over $1m a year.....as "NEWS ANCHORS" ????*$%!

I did hear though, that Greta VanSustern really is QM and that's writing for the Spoof was how she worked her way up for the big shot on FOX....don't forget, QM sez she ain't quittin the day job!

Morse



Skoob1999
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Posted: 18 Jul 09 23:58
Cap

How many times are you gonna post that message?

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Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 19 Jul 09 00:10
....did I tell you I have a stuttering problem....

Meds are working now, though....

Once and Done....

Morse

Morse
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Posted: 19 Jul 09 00:11
....did I tell you I have a stuttering problem....

Meds are working now, though....

Once and Done....

Morse

Morse
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Posted: 19 Jul 09 00:12
aha....there is a glitch on my screen causing this repeat shit....

it's a plot....

Morse

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Posted: 19 Jul 09 00:13

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Quote: Skoob1999

Sad to hear the veteran reporter died earlier today.

We were familiar with him here in the UK through countless news reports, and his work was often featured in documentary programmes.

He'd have made a terrific Spoofer I reckon.

Walter Cronkite - RIP

Respectfully.

Skoob.




The most ironic thing over here was that all day his obit was read on every channel by blonde bimbos with cleavage, @ exposed thighs, who never took a journalism class...or God forbid did any real "REPORTING" and they all are making over $1m a year.....as "NEWS ANCHORS" ????*$%!

I did hear though, that Greta VanSustern really is QM and that's writing for the Spoof was how she worked her way up for the big shot on FOX....don't forget, QM sez she ain't quittin the day job!

Morse


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Posted: 19 Jul 09 00:13

Quote: Morse


Quote: Skoob1999

Sad to hear the veteran reporter died earlier today.

We were familiar with him here in the UK through countless news reports, and his work was often featured in documentary programmes.

He'd have made a terrific Spoofer I reckon.

Walter Cronkite - RIP

Respectfully.

Skoob.




The most ironic thing over here was that all day his obit was read on every channel by blonde bimbos with cleavage, @ exposed thighs, who never took a journalism class...or God forbid did any real "REPORTING" and they all are making over $1m a year.....as "NEWS ANCHORS" ????*$%!

I did hear though, that Greta VanSustern really is QM and that's writing for the Spoof was how she worked her way up for the big shot on FOX....don't forget, QM sez she ain't quittin the day job!

Morse


Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 19 Jul 09 00:15

Quote: Morse


Quote: Skoob1999

Sad to hear the veteran reporter died earlier today.

We were familiar with him here in the UK through countless news reports, and his work was often featured in documentary programmes.

He'd have made a terrific Spoofer I reckon.

Walter Cronkite - RIP

Respectfully.

Skoob.




The most ironic thing over here was that all day his obit was read on every channel by blonde bimbos with cleavage, @ exposed thighs, who never took a journalism class...or God forbid did any real "REPORTING" and they all are making over $1m a year.....as "NEWS ANCHORS" ????*$%!

I did hear though, that Greta VanSustern really is QM and that's writing for the Spoof was how she worked her way up for the big shot on FOX....don't forget, QM sez she ain't quittin the day job!

Morse


Skoob1999
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Posted: 19 Jul 09 00:17
Cheers Fergus.

Bedtime for me

Nothing personal you understand.

Of course you do.

I have work in the morning.

Catch Ya Later,

Skoob.


 
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