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Little People Want to Ban the Word Midget

I'm about to spoof this one!

Okay, here it is

I think that this should be pretty insulting.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Okay, here it is

I think that this should be pretty insulting.

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5* J-man. Funny stuff.

I don't think I've read an item today that I haven't five starred. No wonder I'm sliding down the rating chart like shit off a shovel. This is some stiff competition here!

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Okay, here it is

I think that this should be pretty insulting.

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5* J-man. Funny stuff.

I don't think I've read an item today that I haven't five starred. No wonder I'm sliding down the rating chart like shit off a shovel. This is some stiff competition here!

Regards

Skoob.

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Skoob, your just an ol 5*****y softy!

JO

Seriously, there's been some really good articles posted lately. My 5* criteria is that if it makes me or Mrs Skoob LOL then it gets 5*

And like I said, been dishing a lot of 5* lately because the quality has been so good.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

Seriously, there's been some really good articles posted lately. My 5* criteria is that if it makes me or Mrs Skoob LOL then it gets 5*

And like I said, been dishing a lot of 5* lately because the quality has been so good.

Regards

Skoob.

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agree, some good stuff here although my fucking bald, ageing head can't take no more Whacko man!!!

Another strange but true case:

Kissing Men removed from taco stand

They were talking about this on the radio this morning (I live about 45 minutes from El Paso, Texas where this happened). Some witnesses said that the two men were making out and pawing each other, but the group of gays say that it was only a quick kiss.

Anyway, this whole area is up in arms about this story. Have fun with your spoofs and ask if you need any background.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Another strange but true case:

Kissing Men removed from taco stand

They were talking about this on the radio this morning (I live about 45 minutes from El Paso, Texas where this happened). Some witnesses said that the two men were making out and pawing each other, but the group of gays say that it was only a quick kiss.

Anyway, this whole area is up in arms about this story. Have fun with your spoofs and ask if you need any background.

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Thanks JP, I've just puked up my lovely Sunday breakfast!

I wanna ask you 'bout Texas Radio and the Big Beat. Okay?
Does it come out of the Virginia swamps?
Cool and slow with plenty of precision?
With a back beat narrow and hard to master?
I've heard some call it heavenly in it's brilliance
Others, mean and ruthful of the Western dream.
Is that right?

As a side note, I have to tell you that I love the friends I have gathered together on this thin raft.
We have constructed pyramids in honor of our escaping.
Well, I have anyway.
This is the land where the Pharaoh died.
Land of the pilgrim's pride.
The Negroes in the forest, brightly feathered,
They are saying, "Forget the night.
Live with us in forests of azure.
Out here on the perimeter there are no stars
Out here we is stoned - immaculate."

If you read this, I'll tell you 'bout the heartache.
I'll tell you 'bout the heartache and the loss of God.Too.
I'll tell you 'bout the hopeless night.
The meager food for souls forgot.
I'll tell you 'bout the maiden with the wrought iron soul.
I'll also tell you this:
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.

But maybe you could tell me more 'bout Texas Radio and the Big Beat instead. If you have time,that is.

Oh, God! I got into some bad shit this time!

You've been listening to Famous Blue Raincoat in the dark again?

Adam

I haven't, in all honesty, got a fucking clue what that was all about.

No idea.

I'm prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt.

Just watch it. That's all

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Adam Click

Oh, God! I got into some bad shit this time!

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No Adam.

It was weird, but in a nice way.

Keep smoking that shit. It does wonders for your image.

Your Friend

Skoob.