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UPDATE - 2:43PM (Los Angeles time) - TMZ is reporting Michael Jackson has died.

http://www.tmz.com/

Good riddance to that worthless child molestor. May he burn in hell with lots of Catholic priests.

Don't hold back. lol.

Anyone having problems accessing the site? I am.

Yep, hip hip hoorah! Hope the full sordid truth comes out now...

Access this site? Yes it's been a nightmare since the number of readers online right now zoomed past 1,000 this evening...

Laughing my ass off. Kiddie fiddling weirdo.

Regards

Skoob.

Site crashed big time tonight.

Just goes to prove how many people check this site first for news...........Geez!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Just goes to prove how many people check this site first for news...........Geez!

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Yep, must have thought it was all a Spoof!




Just wait til they nuke Iran, they'll all be laughing their socks off............

I'm absolutely devastated.


Uri fucking Gellar's back on Sky news talking shit.

Why did Michael have to die?




So peacefully. Fucking nonce.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

I'm absolutely devastated.


Uri fucking Gellar's back on Sky news talking shit.

Why did Michael have to die?




So peacefully. Fucking nonce.

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Fergus,

My sentiments exactly. Mrs Skoob postulates that he topped himself.

Been on holiday?

Regards

Skoofy

Fergus,

Sorry to twat on, but the story about United signing an Irish football genius has currently had 639 views.

Pleased with that, considering it's an in-house joke.

Regards

Skoob.

.......That reminds me of a story:


A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible!"

"What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

"OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"In another battle I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in me eye."

"You're kidding. You lost an eye from bird shit?"

"Well, it was my first day with the hook."

Buck,

This here pirate we're talking about here, was he by any chance a conjoined twin?

Laughing,

Skoob.

Anyone want to explain why a writer called Dark Prime is in the top five with 17,000+ points and has only two stories to his credit. Oh I see....A 2005 story when editing allowed anyone to write about a living person dying I guess.

Buck,

No idea. But maybe Dark whatever wrote a story about the world's largest penis. Worked for me!

Kindest

Skoob.

Sorry to twat on.

He did MJ stories. It's fucking Jade Goody all over again.

World's Largest Bargis Tryhol; would have been much better.

As ever

Skoot(er)

Don't have a clue why I signed off like that. Probably losing it altogether.

That's hilarious. Two Michael Jackson is Dead stories from 2005 cause the site to crash. lol!!

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That's hilarious. Two Michael Jackson is Dead stories from 2005 cause the site to crash. lol!!

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What? MJ popped his clogs?

Nobody told me...

No wonder my stats are going down...

Or maybe (probably) my stories are just crap.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Fergus,

Sorry to twat on, but the story about United signing an Irish football genius has currently had 639 views.

Pleased with that, considering it's an in-house joke.

Regards

Skoob.

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And it's so eerily accurate Skoob.

I am brilliant at football, 639 is damn good.

Fergus

It wasn't a joke. We really need a striker, or a brazen attacking midfielder. Pack your cases. The Devil's Avocado is sorely needed at Old Trafford.

I'll work the contract out

Regards

Skoob.

Yeah I wasn't joking either Skoob, I'm a lethal finisher and have laser like passing abilities.

It's a mystery how I was never snapped up by Real or Inter or Alex.


Humbly yours.