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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 20 Jun 09 13:37
Sunday is Father's Day in the United States (I don't know about the rest of the world).

Here is a big Happy Father's Day to all of the Dad's out there, whether or not your children are still in the nest.

I'd also wish a happy Father's Day to those who perform that job who may not be the biological fathers (step-fathers, grandfathers, uncles, big brothers, foster parents, single mothers, etc.). You are often missed and forgotten in the shuffle, but deserve a lot of thanks also for your work and sacrifice and love.

(I made the same wish back on Mother's Day to everyone who performed that role, so this is payback.)

I know of what I speak as I was a single, custodial father raising my family alone for many years. I didn't know that the full "mothering" role kicked in until I started lactating.

Being a parent is hard already. Being both Mom and Dad is tough, and those that do both deserve our respect and thanks.

Anyway, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!

Morse
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Posted: 20 Jun 09 20:34

Quote: Jalapenoman

Sunday is Father's Day in the United States (I don't know about the rest of the world).

Here is a big Happy Father's Day to all of the Dad's out there, whether or not your children are still in the nest.

I'd also wish a happy Father's Day to those who perform that job who may not be the biological fathers (step-fathers, grandfathers, uncles, big brothers, foster parents, single mothers, etc.). You are often missed and forgotten in the shuffle, but deserve a lot of thanks also for your work and sacrifice and love.

(I made the same wish back on Mother's Day to everyone who performed that role, so this is payback.)

I know of what I speak as I was a single, custodial father raising my family alone for many years. I didn't know that the full "mothering" role kicked in until I started lactating.

Being a parent is hard already. Being both Mom and Dad is tough, and those that do both deserve our respect and thanks.

Anyway, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!



Jman:

AMEN to that!

Mose

Philbert of Macadamia
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Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky
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Posted: 21 Jun 09 02:53
Happy Fathers Day to all!

Jalapenoman, how are you doing with your health issues?

Cheers,
Philbert

Jaggedone
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Posted: 21 Jun 09 10:39
It's Fathers day here in Holland too, just got back from a Metal Open Air, Metallica, Slipknot, etc, best Dads day present I've ever had!

queen mudder
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Posted: 21 Jun 09 16:14
Yep, thanks for posting this J-Man, and a very Happy Father's Day to you too.

Hope all your worries and health problems soon melt away......



And while I'm at it, a very happy Father's Day to the wonderful man who has fathered all my children, - OUR children, dammit!- and without whom the world would be a scary, shitty place! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx





Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Jun 09 17:36
Just have a lovely day QM

The world would be a lot scarier shittier place if it didn't have people like your good self to brighten it up by giving us all a laugh.

Long may you reign QM.

Your loyal servant

Skoob.

PS - Where the fuck are Fergus McCarthy and Monkey Woods? You haven't exterminated them, have you?



queen mudder
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Posted: 21 Jun 09 17:48
My good elf.....Hmm.

Fergus is on a religious retreat at the brown pub and Monkey has buggered off to Thailand.

I expect they'll show up eventually.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 21 Jun 09 17:50

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Happy Fathers Day to all!

Jalapenoman, how are you doing with your health issues?

Cheers,
Philbert


Philbert,

Thanks for the inquiry. I'll get all of the results from my huge battery of tests on Thursday. Then, they will officially tell me that I am in bad shape and need surgery.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Jun 09 18:07

Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Happy Fathers Day to all!

Jalapenoman, how are you doing with your health issues?

Cheers,
Philbert


Philbert,

Thanks for the inquiry. I'll get all of the results from my huge battery of tests on Thursday. Then, they will officially tell me that I am in bad shape and need surgery.


All the best J-Man

Sincerely

Skoob.


 
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