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I don't know why but she is. I've promised to give up the dissolute lifestyle, but she's still mad at me. I love her, and I know she loves me too. But she's still mad at me.

Any ideas?

Where the fuck are Fergus and MB when you need a bit of advice?

Ah well...

Regards

Skoob.

Become a homosexual and your girl troubles will vanish! Then again, it could become a pain in the ass.

Flowers, chocolates, sparkly jewelry, a romantic dinner, and soft music work great at fixing problems like this.

Laying around in racing stripe stained underwear, telling her "you don't look fat in that," having her bring you a beer, and saying "pull my finger" ain't the best way to behave.

I'm guessing your on the second list.

Both replies spot on.

She's giving me shit right now.

Regards

Skoob.

or..........Wham Bam To the moon Alice!

Thanks guys

I'll win this. Trust me.

Best Ever Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Thanks guys

I'll win this. Trust me.

Best Ever Regards

Skoob.

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Skoob.

You are a man. She is a woman. You'll never win.

Learn that now and surrender. Admit you are wrong, even if you aren't, and grovel and go on with life.

Skoob: first off, get rid of the Monkey Posters, she doesn't need to be mooning over him all day.

2nd....a nice dinner out, a bottle of wine in a romantic little bistro would be nice, especially if you invited her along....

3rd...get rid of the soccer shorts and wear some man pants...no one wants a school kid mooning around the house crying over a bad kick or two

4thly: Give her some space....take a bus ride, or you and Birbee reminisce about the train stations AGAIN or go play with JB's train set...go visit DW in Jail....a breath of fresh air man!!!!

Lastly: put it out of your mind, go to the shed and sharpen your darts for the upcoming tourney.....

With Deepest Sympathy

Morse

I don't agree with some of Jman's views and opinions but I do agree with him on this matter. You can't win a fight with most women. I know I've never lost an argument.

We have very long memories and will bring up slights and mistakes from days, weeks, months and even years past. Things you won't remember.

So don't argue with Mrs. S. Just say you're wrong and apologize. Maybe give her a gift depending on how bad the transgression was.

If you honestly think you're right then do little passive-aggressive things to make her nuts but not incur her wrath.

Skoof: see what you're up against.....

Better just put some Ella on and mop the kitchen floor with your tongue..
get the cracks in the grout with your tooth brush...and by the way,

take down the MB Magazine Centerfold from the Crapper....

Just Dawned on me...

Morse

Grovel poor man, just grovel!

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Grovel poor man, just grovel!

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Great advice.

Grovel is exactly what I did. I hadn't actually done or said anything wrong, but we sat and talked for a while and it was all hunky dory.

Thanks for the advice folks.

Best Regards

Skoob.