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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Two deaf guys go into a bar. One gives the other a £20 note and tells his mate to get the drinks in while he finds them a seat.
Guy goes to the bar and orders two beers. Barman gives him £2 change. "That's a bit expensive isn't it?" the deaf guy says. "There's a cover charge," the barman tells him. "We've got a live band on tonight." "Rock and roll?" the deaf guy asks. "No." "House? Garage? Indie?" "No." "Soul diva?" "No." "What then?" "Country and Western," says the barman. The deaf guy nods and then goes to join his friend. Gives him the £2 change. "That's a bit pricey for two beers," the friend says. "They've got a live band on. There's a cover charge." "A live band? Rock and roll?" "Nope." "House? Garage? Indie?" "Nope." "Soul diva?" "Nope." "What, then?" "Some cunt from Preston." As told to me by Mac from Aberdeen. Do I win £5? Thought not. Regards Skoob. |
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BuckwheatsButt
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...........over my head!
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
All the fellows I've met from Preston were right proper gentleman. |
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Jaggedone
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"Some cunt from Preston."
All the fellows I've met from Preston were right proper gentleman. You should'a met my father, he was from Preston and a right shithead too! |
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Morse
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