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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
One angle missing from the usual humunguous penis/vagina story theme:
Sperm [of modern ostracods] can reach 10 times their body length.... Huge sperm of ancient crustaceans That would make Russell Brand an 'eelman' I reckon. Wasn't there a Spoofer called, er, Crusty? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
This reminds me of a really crap joke:
I have a red face, one eye, which occasionally spits, and I'm eight inches long. Any takers? Sure, but how big's your cock? Laugh, I nearly did. Regards Skoob. |
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Morse
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yes. |
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BuckwheatsButt
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extremely crappy!
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Jalapenoman
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Skoob's adding six inches to his height again! |
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Morse
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Fucker was just as bad on the Buggerall....always trying to stretch a point....
no wonder Mrs. Skoob is pissed! Capt.on the Bridge. |
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BuckwheatsButt
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Ahhhhh...another question answered! Skoob is tall because he takes Viagra!
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