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Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 Jun 09 18:31
Fuck me, guess who's back, the Monkey man, he's taken us all for a massive long walk off a very short, Yorkshire pier.
The reincarnation is perfect, he also butt fucked our BIG BROTHER leaders by being offered the most honoured Featured Writer position, Scoundrel, Monkey Woods!

Maybe I should dissapear and come back as star writer for the day, they might even reconsider publishing my banned BNP story!

Welcome back Monkeyman (alias Woods), we all missed you like an extracted wisdom tooth!

Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Posted: 13 Jun 09 16:19
JO

I don't have a clue what you're on about half the time.

I take it that Monkey Woods is back.

Welcome back Monkey Woods.

Skoob.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 14 Jun 09 01:17

Quote: Skoob1999

JO

I don't have a clue what you're on about half the time.

I take it that Monkey Woods is back.

Welcome back Monkey Woods.

Skoob.


So half the time you understand everything?

What about the body language?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 14 Jun 09 10:17

Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Skoob1999

JO

I don't have a clue what you're on about half the time.

I take it that Monkey Woods is back.

Welcome back Monkey Woods.

Skoob.


So half the time you understand everything?

What about the body language?


VC has hit the nail on the head once more, my cup is always half full, Skoob yours is obviously half empty!

Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Posted: 15 Jun 09 16:51
You,ve got me by the bollocks there gentlemen.

Nervous

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 15 Jun 09 17:49 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 15 Jun 09 17:50

Quote: Skoob1999

You,ve got me by the bollocks there gentlemen.

Nervous

Skoob.


An unpleasant position to be in, COHONES!


 
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