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When I trawl through the internet and read comments it never ceases to amaze me how bad they invariably are. Anybody can be forgiven for the odd typo or occasionally missing a comma, or an apostrophe.

But just check out some of the top websites that show comments (Yoo Hoo News, Ewe Tube etc) and the standard is so bad.

Some of the worst Spoof submissions are so superior to the majority of this dreck. And most of us who contribute here are chemically challenged.

This is just my way of saying that Spoof writers are top people. Hats off to you all. Especially JB, who pisses in Monkey Woods's drain. Allegedly.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

When I trawl through the internet and read comments it never ceases to amaze me how bad they invariably are. Anybody can be forgiven for the odd typo or occasionally missing a comma, or an apostrophe.

But just check out some of the top websites that show comments (Yoo Hoo News, Ewe Tube etc) and the standard is so bad.

Some of the worst Spoof submissions are so superior to the majority of this dreck. And most of us who contribute here are chemically challenged.

This is just my way of saying that Spoof writers are top people. Hats off to you all. Especially JB, who pisses in Monkey Woods's drain. Allegedly.

Regards

Skoob.

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Solidarity, especially VC's superb one-liners!

Vic is the one liner King. No doubt.

Regards

Skoob.

No he's not.

Oh sorry JB.

And you of course.

Have you seen my cat?

Regards

Skoob

Just because he only writes one line doesn't make him the King.

Who declared him King? Jaggedone?!! Uberwalden haffencracken glockenshiel ni hohiho hablos a lalulalala hepenspergel.


AAAHHHhahahaha!

I'll have two with a shake of shit please waiter.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Oh sorry JB.

And you of course.

Have you seen my cat?

Regards

Skoob

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JB has his moments especially after sniffing one liners!

Schluuurp.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Schluuurp.

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FM I can hear your snorts!

Maybe, when the colour changes to blue, the rabbits will go fishing once more.

The shower door is broken.
Don't go in there unless you have to shower.

Why else would you have to go into the shower?

If the gravel isn't raked correctly the paint will peel off and you'll have to do it yourself uberwaffen baffen staffen.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

The shower door is broken.
Don't go in there unless you have to shower.

Why else would you have to go into the shower?

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There's a certain Hitchcock classic with a Jagged-edge finale, JB ever thought of applying for the position?
I'll gladly apply the cutting thrusts! (just kidding!)

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

If the gravel isn't raked correctly the paint will peel off and you'll have to do it yourself uberwaffen baffen staffen.

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FM, easy, it's only Friday evening, think about the comedown on Sunday!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

If the gravel isn't raked correctly the paint will peel off and you'll have to do it yourself uberwaffen baffen staffen.

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FM, easy, it's only Friday evening, think about the comedown on Sunday!

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The voice of reason speaks.

JB one liners? He only sniffs old panty liners!

What a great thread this is.

I'll leave you one line meisters to it.

Nobody does it better.

Best Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Vic is the one liner King. No doubt.

Regards

Skoob.

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I never said I was King of the one-liners,

I am only here to do my father's work.

I'll be going away for awhile and be back in three days.

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Quote: victor nicholas

I never said I was King of the one-liners,

I am only here to do my father's work.

I'll be going away for awhile and be back in three days.

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You must be suffering from an Obama complex.

You must be suffering from an Obama complex.

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Mixed marraiges often produce complex, half-cast characters, Hitler was a prime example, Jewish/Austrian parents, potent combination!

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Quote: victor nicholas


The voice of reason speaks.

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If the voice of reason didn't speak then it wouldn't be the voice of reason, now would it?

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

JB one liners? He only sniffs old panty liners!

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Well at least I don't EAT old pantie liners like you do.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: victor nicholas


The voice of reason speaks.

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If the voice of reason didn't speak then it wouldn't be the voice of reason, now would it?

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JB ever since you won that pathetic poll your logic is that of an ego-maniac or have you forgotten to take your schizo pills?

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: victor nicholas


The voice of reason speaks.

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If the voice of reason didn't speak then it wouldn't be the voice of reason, now would it?

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JB ever since you won that pathetic poll your logic is that of an ego-maniac or have you forgot to take your schizo pills?

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Really?
Thats just the way I am, I suppose.
I have an ego. And I am a certified maniac.
But then again who isn't?
You?
Let me know after you've chewed your food thoroughly and swallowed.


You do really love to talk about 'that poll', don't you?

You do really love to talk about 'that poll', don't you?

At my age wanking on a dose of Playboy mag doesn't work, it's called a perfect substitute!