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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

I obviously have very large thumbs...............

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Quote: birbee

I obviously have very large thumbs...............

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To start a thread with so many worthless facts can only mean one thing, FUCKING BOREDOM! (here never!)

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

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...but far less when it's travelling in the opposite direction!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

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The electric chair was designed with a built-in foot stool

. . . the height of comfort.

The electric chair was designed with a built-in foot stool

. . . the height of comfort.

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Especially when they forget to moisten the mask!

In the Ukraine, it's illegal to have sex in a graveyard.

I know that spoils a lot of people's plans on here, but I don't make the rules.
Or enforce them. Or even obey them. I just thought it was interesting, keeping with the theme of this thread.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

In the Ukraine, it's illegal to have sex in a graveyard.

Shame, I would enjoy a bit of kinky sex on Ukranian gravestones with a Ukranian beauty!

Could we please refrain from talking about kinky sex on here. Mrs Skoob thinks I'm getting weird.

Just call me on my mobile.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Could we please refrain from talking about kinky sex on here. Mrs Skoob thinks I'm getting weird.

Just call me on my mobile.

Regards

Skoob.

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I would certainly deny your invitation but I know of a certain JB who would, gladly (beware of those jagged-edged Queen pieces!)

Queen

Sore subject.

Next time I go to Barcelona I'm going to go to the Magic Fountain thing on Montjuic and boo my head off all the way through Fred singing Barcelona with Montserrat Caballe. And if I get in a really bad mood I might throw some overripe tomatoes at innocent bystanders.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Queen

Sore subject.

Next time I go to Barcelona I'm going to go to the Magic Fountain thing on Montjuic and boo my head off all the way through Fred singing Barcelona with Montserrat Caballe. And if I get in a really bad mood I might throw some overripe tomatoes at innocent bystanders.

Regards

Skoob.

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Sorry, I opened delicate ancient war wounds, shame on you JO, BTW are tomatoes not thrown in Pamplona or Zaragosa or even Valencia?

Tomato throwing:

Somewhere in el pais basque I believe. But the name eludes me. How good would that be? Lobbing rotten tomatoes at all and sundry? Beats the crap out of being chased about by angry bullocks.

I think I'll get onto Expedia...

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Tomato throwing:

Somewhere in el pais basque I believe. But the name eludes me. How good would that be? Lobbing rotten tomatoes at all and sundry? Beats the crap out of being chased about by angry bullocks.

I think I'll get onto Expedia...

Regards

Skoob.

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The thought of romping around in squashed tomatoes with a naked Spanish beauty, well , bollocknese!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Skoob1999

Tomato throwing:

Somewhere in el pais basque I believe. But the name eludes me. How good would that be? Lobbing rotten tomatoes at all and sundry? Beats the crap out of being chased about by angry bullocks.

I think I'll get onto Expedia...

Regards

Skoob.

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The thought of romping around in squashed tomatoes with a naked Spanish beauty, well , bollocknese!

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I could think of worse fates JO.

There was once a girl on the Barcelona metro...oh don't get me at it...

Regards

Skoob.

There was once a girl on the Barcelona metro...oh don't get me at it...

Regards

Skoob.

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I love the underground - Velvet

Fair play.

Where's that primate fellow though? I thought he'd be out giving it large about being world chess champion. I'll have to arrange a pool match with him. I might win that.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Fair play.

Where's that primate fellow though? I thought he'd be out giving it large about being world chess champion. I'll have to arrange a pool match with him. I might win that.

Regards

Skoob.

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After his success over your humble self, he maybe has invited the tiger toothless army to participate in lessons in how to win something!

Oh well Jo

At least we've got a friend.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Oh well Jo

At least we've got a friend.

Regards

Skoob.

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Who needs friends when you've got JB!

Is VC not around either, love his one-liners!

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Quote: Jaggedone

Who needs friends when you've got JB!

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You've got a friend in Jesus!

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Quote: Madame Bitters

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Quote: Jaggedone

Who needs friends when you've got JB!

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You've got a friend in Jesus!

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I don't think so MB. Where was Jesus when Samuel Eto'o broke down the right in the CL Final?

Where was he when Messi looped that header past Van Der Saar?

In scenario 1 he could at least have put a foot in.

In scenario 2 he could have cleared it off the line.

Jesus? Where is he when you really need him? Probably cosidering a move to City, Chelsea or Real depending on the highest wage.

Not bitter. Just having a daft moment.

Best Regards

Skoob.

Skoob, I'm an American so I have no fucking idea what you're telling me about. Is it about cricket?

I understood the first sentence with my initials and the last 2 lines of your reply. Oh, and I understood 'Skoob'. That's it.

I'm sure it was witty and relevent to most everyone else, though.

Sorry MB.

Just having a daft moment.

Kindest Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

it's illegal to have sex in a graveyard.

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Women don't like it when you say that in bed.