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Skoob1999
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Posted: 29 May 09 16:21
I wonder if he delivers to lock up garages. In bulk...

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 29 May 09 18:03

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I wonder if he delivers to lock up garages. In bulk...

Skoob.


Once again Jaggedone's infiltration theory is confirmed, I should advertise leaking condoms to the impoverished population of the ex-GDR!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 29 May 09 18:14
JO

If you want a business partner of dubious pedigree, I'm your man.

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Jaggedone
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Posted: 29 May 09 18:42

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JO

If you want a business partner of dubious pedigree, I'm your man.

Regards

Skoob.


Scallywag! (ancient word been eradicated from the English dictionary, replaced by HOOLIGAN)

Skoob1999
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Posted: 29 May 09 18:56
JO

I once mediated in an argument between a Manc lad and a bouncer in a pub in Basingstoke. The Manc lad had sold the bouncer a 'gold' bling-bling chain for £400 which wasn't gold at all. It was brass, and worth about £2.50. The bouncer had a couple of other heavies with him. How we got out of it without sustaining a serious kicking is beyond me. But we did. Despite the Manc lad gobbing off outside when we'd reached a compromise.

If you're reading this Dave, you're one lucky harmonica playing individual!

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Jaggedone
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Posted: 29 May 09 19:00

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JO

I once mediated in an argument between a Manc lad and a bouncer in a pub in Basingstoke. The Manc lad had sold the bouncer a 'gold' bling-bling chain for £400 which wasn't gold at all. It was brass, and worth about £2.50. The bouncer had a couple of other heavies with him. How we got out of it without sustaining a serious kicking is beyond me. But we did. Despite the Manc lad gobbing off outside when we'd reached a compromise.

Actually watched Del Boy yesterday, similair story, the heart attack, gold chain classic, always brilliant!

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Posted: 29 May 09 19:10
Yeah JO, but mine was real. And a bit frightening too.

Ask harmonica playing Manchester Dave.

He'll verify the story.

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Jaggedone
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Posted: 29 May 09 19:13

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Yeah JO, but mine was real. And a bit frightening too.

Ask harmonica playing Manchester Dave.

He'll verify the story.

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Skoob.


I believe you man, my only underground connections are of the Velvet type, never did walk on the wild side!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 29 May 09 19:25
Don't get me going there JO

I wasn't always an internet piss taker.

I was in Broadmoor once, but only in the staff bar, with a mate of a mate. And at the Peel Centre in Hendon when I was considering joining the Met Police.

Seriously, don't get me going. people will think I'm making it all up.

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