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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I wonder if he delivers to lock up garages. In bulk...
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Jaggedone
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Once again Jaggedone's infiltration theory is confirmed, I should advertise leaking condoms to the impoverished population of the ex-GDR! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JO
If you want a business partner of dubious pedigree, I'm your man. Regards Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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Scallywag! (ancient word been eradicated from the English dictionary, replaced by HOOLIGAN) |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JO
I once mediated in an argument between a Manc lad and a bouncer in a pub in Basingstoke. The Manc lad had sold the bouncer a 'gold' bling-bling chain for £400 which wasn't gold at all. It was brass, and worth about £2.50. The bouncer had a couple of other heavies with him. How we got out of it without sustaining a serious kicking is beyond me. But we did. Despite the Manc lad gobbing off outside when we'd reached a compromise. If you're reading this Dave, you're one lucky harmonica playing individual! Regards Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yeah JO, but mine was real. And a bit frightening too.
Ask harmonica playing Manchester Dave. He'll verify the story. Regards Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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I believe you man, my only underground connections are of the Velvet type, never did walk on the wild side! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don't get me going there JO
I wasn't always an internet piss taker. I was in Broadmoor once, but only in the staff bar, with a mate of a mate. And at the Peel Centre in Hendon when I was considering joining the Met Police. Seriously, don't get me going. people will think I'm making it all up. Regards Skoob. |
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