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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dear me!
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Adam Click
It got worse...  Registered: 6 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
FYI: The Marmites are members of a small religious community which has scattered settlements located on the great plains of North Dakota in the United States. Their insistence on marrying within their religion means that they face a slow but certain extinction as it is an all male sect.
In any case the image shown is that of President Barrack Obama and not that of the other savior, Jesus Christ. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mennonite offshoots?
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Adam Click
It got worse... Registered: 6 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mennonites are members of a species of bipedal primates-Humans-in the family Hominid (taxonomically Homo sapiens-Latin: "wise man" or "knowing man").DNA and fossil evidence indicates that modern humans originated in east Africa about 200,000 years ago. Ultimately They are members of the Animal Kingdom and thus incapable of vegetative reproduction. This simple fact would rule out the possibility of any type of offshoot.-From Wonkipedia, the freaks encyclopedia.
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lookin limber queenie! |
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Jaggedone
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She's certainly got her head where I would like to have mine, sexist bastard JO! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Last time I licked that I got cramp in my tongue and an ominous click in my jaw.
Still, I'll keep trying I expect. Skoob. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar  Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If I had a nickel everytime I heard that phrase (or some clever variation on it) from a man, I'd have enough money to buy a bottle of cheap nail polish.
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