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Does anybody know?

He showed up on the Featured Writer-- Gail Farrelly thread.

Dunc called Rita Farrelly a 'minger'.

That's pretty much it.

Duncan went missing soon after an ill-fated trip he was planning. He communicates via a Blackberry from wherever he is now. This story explains it to some extent.

Duncan Whitehead's ill-fated trip

Just like ET said to Elliot.......he'll always be here.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Just like ET said to Elliot.......he'll always be here.

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Have you any other highly intellectual film quotes to amuse the rest of us?

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Just like ET said to Elliot.......he'll always be here.

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Have you any other highly intellectual film quotes to amuse the rest of us?

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Yes.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Yes.

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Well, go on then. Tell us already

Ok.

If Duncan was Doc in back to the Future and he was asked by the film crew for directions to his house for the shooting of some shit Hannah Montana movie:
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!".


As Harvey Keitel would probably say about certain spoof contributors:
"Just because you are a character doesn't necessarily mean you have character".


As Jesse Ventura might say when referring to Jesus Budda's bizarre ability to cling onto the flop 20 list:
"The motherfuckers dug in like an Alabama tick"


Or

Actually, Frankly, my dear, I don't give a flying fuck.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Ok.

If Duncan was Doc

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Doc Maxwell?

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Quote: Jesus Budda

As Harvey Keitel would probably say about certain spoof contributors:
"Just because you are a character doesn't necessarily mean you have character".

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Watched this the other day, JB. It's a great film, but my favourite bit is where Samuel L. Jackson's character, Jules, is on the phone with Marsellus Wallace, attempting to organise a 'cleaner' to remove the dead kid Vincent just shot by accident in the car. Marsellus tells him that he's sending Mr Wolf, to which Jules replies:


"Shiiiiiiit, Negro! That's all y'had t' say!"



I really like that film.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Does anybody know?

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VC you wouldn't be referring to the one and only Duncan Edwards, the best English player to grace the killing fields of the once so beautiful game (please colleagues note, no use of that dastardly swear word beginning with F)
Skoop, you would remember Duncan, a crocodile tear drifted slowly down the cheek of millions as the great Dunc left us all with mediocrity, even now my sadness is touchable.

Shit, JO, you must be really old to have had a tear on your cheek when Duncan Edwards died.

1958, that's 51 years ago, and you were already aware of the tragedy of that disaster. Hmmmm...you've got to be at least 60, then. Probably nearer 70.

You should come to Dudley to visit the Duncan Edwards exhibition at the library. He was from Dudley, you know.

By the way, why 'crocodile tears'?

By the way, why 'crocodile tears'?

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Born in 51 actually, and have my schoolboy scrap books to prove my admiration of the great DUNCAN EDWARDS.

Crocodile tears = emphasising my feelings towards D.E. and nothing to do with a certain luxury French textile producer, I only have one particular religious French Connection!

So, at age 7, you were able to fully understand the gravity of the situation which caused the deaths of the United players?

That's awfully mature of you, JO. From that point on, did you become less mature every day?

That is, ahem, from MATURE to MANURE.

Laughs heartily.




Please be gentle with us at 4 o'clock.

Yeah, Monkey, Pulp Fiction is a good film.
Poor old Quentin T has messed up pretty much since then. That Kill Bill Vol 1 was not awful but Vol 2 was pooh.


Jaggedone, you were born in 1951?
good for you.That makes you.....wheres me abacus.....58?

Ahh, you're not as old as some of the other wretches on here. You're old enough though.


I could be your son.

Do you want me to be your son?
I'll do it.
I swear.
I can make it happen.
Just say the word, give me the nod and we'll work something out.
You can take me to the park to feed the ducks and put coins in the amusement pirate ship so I can have fun.
Whoopeeee!

I'm waiting for that nod.
Any time. Whenever you're ready.

Pulp Fiction...

"Why, check out the brain on Brad!"

>BANG< >BANG< >BANG<

Brain stuff all over floor..........

But with Armstrong floor polish the floor looks as good as new.

Armstrong floor polish, for that Gangsta Shine.

"Im gonna call up some hard, pipe hittin' niggaz to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You hear me hillbilly boy? I ain't through wit' you by a damn site! I'm gonna get medeival on yo' ass!"

-Marcellus Wallace

You all know the scene I'm talking about, I'm sure.

On another topic, JO you're my Mom's age! Actually, she was born toward the end of 1951, so right now the old girl is only 57. I could be your daughter! You could be my mother-- if I didn't already have one.

Wouldn't THAT be a hoot and a half?!

I wouldn't agree to be JB's father if I were you. He's a package deal and you would get stuck with Henman as a bastard, Nigerian grandson.

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Jaggedone, you were born in 1951?
good for you.That makes you.....wheres me abacus.....58?

Ahh, you're not as old as some of the other wretches on here. You're old enough though.


I could be your son.

Do you want me to be your son?
I'll do it.



Do it Jayzus.
Find the code. Unscrabble the words.

What's he trying to say?

Son?

I am still here.

Best line from Pulp Fiction - "Zed's Dead Baby, Zed's Dead" (IMO)

I have been body building a lot lately - I have built a little dwarf and called him Arnold - I just need to get his legs and arms moving and a head for him.

Then I am going to wait until a lighting bolt hits by apartment (as I have been shunned from family home) and hopefully, hey presto, a new little friend to cuddle.

Ah, Dunc, don't be like that. I can feel your depressive state all the way through the cables under the sea.

Go on, pack a bag, and get yourself to Dudley!

(Reminds me of "Get your ass to Mars!")

You can come and stay with me. You want my address? Email me. I'm not having all these other reprobates calling round!

If we all wear Hull jerseys will you take us?

Oh, come on then! Now you've put it like that.

Yes, I'm in a good mood tonight after results went our way.

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Quote: victor nicholas

If we all wear Hull jerseys will you take us?

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There are certain things I would stoop to, certainly not that one though, even a sky blue thing would be preferable!