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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
With the close of the football season imminent, I for one will be swotting up on US politics in order to keep the banter going on these boards.
Some exchanges of opinion from our American based brethren have been pretty toxic and invariably heated. Not to mention scathing. I like this kind of thing, so I'll be reading up on it all just as soon as I've finished watching 4,000 episodes of Star Trek so that my collaboration segment won't stick out like a baboon's arse. Here comes the summer! Regards Skoob. |
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Morse
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Skoob:Some items may even sound familiar! Although I thought you were more of a soothing influence when it came to matters of politics?...will be looking for your clever insights.... Sorry about that damned Sex Park...I know it was a downer when they bulldozed it...not to worry, it's set to appear in the states and you can visit on your next trip to "solidify" international relations.... Hope you are rested and ready to go soon.....! Morse |
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Jaggedone
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Hope you are rested and ready to go soon.....!
Skoob me ol chum, try listening to the FAB four / Revolver, nice piece of soothing nostalgie, and if you want to feel real happy I'd recommend Hasta La vista Barcelona by Arnie Baby or a good solid dose of my personal fav Joy Division (took their name from the Nazi Joy Squads in the concentration camps who banged and raped the female inhabitants, SAD!) But they're still the greatest band on the planet and always will be! Come from your neck of the "(Monkey) Woods by the way. |
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Morse
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PS Skoober:
Here comes the summer! Regards Skoob. Lets not forget Dear old Mums, Baseball & Apple Pie plus daylight savings time nipples, thongs, and sun tan oil on soiled sheets.... Pump it Up!!! Morse |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Morse
You got Brit summers all wrong. They usually involve gale force winds, driving rain, fat people in varying stages of undress and near freezing temperatures. Oh, and an annual average of 2.7 minutes sunshine. Which is why we all bugger off to Florida and the Med at holiday time. Regards Skoob. |
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Morse
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skoob: bet our fat people are tanner than your fat people.....
BTW, heading out to Fl. next week for a 10 days and putting the vacation home on the market....fuck all here since you brits blew up the mortgage/reinbursement scam...got to get out while I can...yours for a week if you get there before it sells! Morse |
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Jalapenoman
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Make sure you tell your buddy Eric we all said hello when you see him down there. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Football season over? Nope, it ended back in early February with the Pro Bowl. It will start in July with training camp and then we get preseason in August. Football is right around the corner! |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Morse
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JMAN: The pleasure will be all mine," you can run, but you can't hide," I'll be following the slime trail probably to the Trailways Terminal in Tampa.... BTW, What's a Ghost Writer do when he's not Ghosting? Inspector Morse |
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Jalapenoman
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For those who never saw the story: The Cowboys had a practice facility covered with an inflatable dome. Tornado force wins and a microburst caused the roof and the structure to come tumbling down on a practice. Two people suffered severe spinal injuries (one had successful surgery, the other will be permanently paralyzed). One of the two was an assistant coach and the other was a team scout. Now, if they had been practicing in Texas Stadium (the one with the hole in the roof of the dome so that God can watch his team), he never would have allowed this to happen. Fergus, tell your Daddy he needs to keep a better eye on Da 'Boys. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, they were so strong, that they blew the 'd' away. |
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