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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 13 May 09 23:48
Go to my writers desk and give as many of my stories as you can, 5 stars.

That'd be a lovely thing to do and you'll feel all warm and snuggly inside once you've done it, you don't have to read them, just give em a good old rating and hey!
If you find you've enjoyed the giving experience so much and you'd like to relive it, well hey! hey!

Just wait 24 hours and I'll let you do the same thing all over again.

No.
Don't thank me.

You're worth it.


Luv

Fergie.
xxxxx.


Jalapenoman
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Posted: 14 May 09 00:04
I did it to six of your stories, but then my stomach started to go weird on my and I think I tasted vomit.

If you are going to give Fergus five stars, I'd do it on an empty stomach (or just don't read the headlines).

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 14 May 09 00:17
Fair play to you Jalapenoman, same thing again tomorrow and you'll be right as rain.

How was the mammy?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 14 May 09 00:23
Fergus

You're always worth 5*

Thank your Dad that's what this is about. When I read the 'Do Exactly As I Say' bit I thought somebody was robbing our house.

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Skoob.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 14 May 09 00:51
PS

Can I stop now? Only I'm getting cramp in my clicking finger.

Regards

Skoob.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 14 May 09 01:01
Have a rest.
Come back to it later. You'll feel the benefit of it, do you the world of good.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 14 May 09 01:05
Okey dokey.

Tired and sober.

Skoob.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 14 May 09 01:25

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

How was the mammy?


My dear sainted mother was as old and crotchety as ever....actually, she was good. Thanks for asking.

Morse
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Posted: 14 May 09 02:44

Quote: Skoob1999

Fergus

You're always worth 5*

Thank your Dad that's what this is about. When I read the 'Do Exactly As I Say' bit I thought somebody was robbing our house.

Regards

Skoob.


Look again Skoob, just someone knockin' off one of your stories, glad you axed!

PS: the PR on Star Drek is great......

Morse

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Posted: 15 May 09 20:00
Cheers Cap

Hope to be on board soon!

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Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 16 May 09 00:03
Know you will be busy dedicating the new Chinese Sex Park with Buckwheat that I just reported....congrats! Keep it UP!

Regards,

Morph


 
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