Forum Home / Login / Register

This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.

Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT

Forum Home / General Discussion / Will Smith wins 'humanitarian award' what does this mean Skoob?


[This topic is LOCKED]

AuthorMessage
Phil Edgar's Bones
Writer
Phil Edgar's Bones

Location: State Of Confusion, USA
Registered: 16 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 May 09 22:14
Is Skoob right when he say 'humanitarians are usually complete and utter bastards ?'.



I am no fan of Will Smith's films, music or comedy antics.

But surely the man who sang "Girls aint nothing but trouble" cannot be the biggest bastard in the world, but if Skoob is right with his theory. Will Smith is not to be trusted, well at least his films aren't- along with Ben Stiller's and Rob Schneider's offerings.

Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado
Fergus McCarthy

Location: Hibernia.
Registered: 17 Jan 07

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 May 09 22:20

Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

Is Skoob right when he say 'humanitarians are usually complete and utter bastards ?'.



That's an impossible question to answer Phil.

Ask another one.

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 6 May 09 22:30

Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones


But surely the man who sang "Girls aint nothing but trouble" cannot be the biggest bastard in the world,


Nope, the biggest bastard in the world is currently Head of State in the U.S.. If he could ever produce a birth certificate that proved his parents were actually married, he might lose this title.

Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado
Fergus McCarthy

Location: Hibernia.
Registered: 17 Jan 07

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 May 09 22:40

Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones


But surely the man who sang "Girls aint nothing but trouble" cannot be the biggest bastard in the world,


Nope, the biggest bastard in the world is currently Head of State in the U.S.. If he could ever produce a birth certificate that proved his parents were actually married, he might lose this title.



Now you are just being a prick Jalapenoman, a loud mouth, lard arsed Texan who by his own admission would rather bleat and criticize than actually do something.


You are roughly eight years from being labelled a miserable old cunt.





victor nicholas
Doc
victor nicholas

Location: Suwanee River
Registered: 20 Apr 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 7 May 09 00:48
Shameful language Fergus!

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 7 May 09 10:17

Quote: victor nicholas

Shameful language Fergus!

A superb "one - two" resulting at a not given penalty (or three) am I on the right thread? Chelsea geriatrics please anwser to WWW.FC Bakshee.UEFA, otherwise known as FC Catalan or FC Michel Platini Donors (lots of shameful langauge there last evening in more langauges than I could count!).

BuckwheatsButt
Deleted
Posted: 7 May 09 10:55
For shame Fergus! I personally thought Jman expressed himself in good polite taste.
Now if it were politically correct 'ol Buck doing the talking it would have been more to the point.

Phil Edgar's Bones
Writer
Phil Edgar's Bones

Location: State Of Confusion, USA
Registered: 16 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 7 May 09 13:56

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

For shame Fergus! I personally thought Jman expressed himself in good polite taste.
Now if it were politically correct 'ol Buck doing the talking it would have been more to the point.




Yes but it was not relevant to Will Smith, unless Will Smith agrees to play Obama in the next Hollywood Blockbuster " Will Smith's Obama" a tale of Will Smith a rap star who has turned actor and now plays every black man that has every walked the earth.


Will Smiths is also to play O.J and Wesley Snipes in the next split screen blockbuster.


But J-men and BWB you both seem to have gone effin bonkers you have four years of Obama and I fear you will end up living in a bunker and having a shoot out with the Feds.


Why don't you enter politics instead- otherwise you'll end up reading the 'Turner Diaries' and thinking 'they had a point'. I can only foresee doom and doom in your current psychological frame of mind.

Believe me I know these things


Regardless, the question was a philosophical one for Skoob as I actually agree with his theory.

But I have not been able to gather any incriminating evidence against Will Smith -as I have done with other There celebrities such as Martha Stewart, O.J and Boy George. Their downfall was due to me.

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 7 May 09 15:43 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 7 May 09 17:38
Oops I was on the wrong thread, the rather "Blue Language" caught my attention, wont happen again, fuck me!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 7 May 09 17:30
I agree with my good friend Phil.

And I agree with my good friend Fergus.



Get fucking over it and hide out in that book depository and do what the inside of your collective minds are telling you lot!

Or fuck off.

Will Smith is just not right. He must be taken out.
On a date.




Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 10 May 09 18:47
Evening All,

Re: Will Smith, bastard or not bastard?

He fucked up 'I Am Legend', ergo, he is a bastard. As is Barack Obama, for messing up this forum with political 'ping pong'. Even though he's probably never even looked at this forum. And even if he had, you can bet your bottom dollar he'll be avoiding book depositories, grassy knolls, overpasses, Texas, and Dallas in particular. Also possibly the theatre.

Apart from that, Mrs Obama, did you enjoy the show?

Lovely.

Regards

Skoob.

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 10 May 09 18:51
As far as Will Smith playing Obama, there is a better actor out there:

Perfect actor who was "made" for the role

BuckwheatsButt
Deleted
Posted: 13 May 09 09:19
I agree

Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 13 May 09 18:15
Somewhat scathing J-man, but very funny and well conceived.

Regards

Skoob.

Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 13 May 09 18:20
After thinking about Will Smith and the mess that was 'I Am Legend' for about twelve seconds I have reached the conclusion that maybe I have been unduly harsh on Mister Smith for fucking up said movie with a really crap, cop-out ending.

Maybe it wasn't his fault. Maybe it was the writers, the producers, or the director. Whatever, he should never have made that movie. So he may not be a bastard, but he is, at least, a bit of a twat.

Kindest Regards

Skoob.

Phil Edgar's Bones
Writer
Phil Edgar's Bones

Location: State Of Confusion, USA
Registered: 16 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 15 May 09 14:22

Quote: Skoob1999

After thinking about Will Smith and the mess that was 'I Am Legend' for about twelve seconds I have reached the conclusion that maybe I have been unduly harsh on Mister Smith for fucking up said movie with a really crap, cop-out ending.

Maybe it wasn't his fault. Maybe it was the writers, the producers, or the director. Whatever, he should never have made that movie. So he may not be a bastard, but he is, at least, a bit of a twat.

Kindest Regards

Skoob.



I have a old copy of the last man on earth with Vincent Price which is a far better film - even though the effects are primitive.


I think Smith is somewhere between a twat and bastard. He does have an input into his films and the film would have had a better ending if Mr Smith simpy threw a lump of shit at the screen.

It was a total anti-climax and I felt cheated by the Pirate Bay download my friend copied. That is all I have to say.





 
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Forum permissions

You are not logged in.

  • You cannot create new topics in this forum
  • You cannot post new messages in this forum
  • You cannot add polls
  • You cannot link to external images in this forum
  • You cannot upload images in this forum
  • You cannot upload files in this forum
Who is online?

There are no registered users currently online.

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot