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Morse
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Issue #152 May 4, 2009 IN FOCUS The Internet President This just showed up on my e-mail account...now I have the annointed one in my office infiltrating my computer...... Frankly, I am left speechless......Jman, too late, the Barbarians have breached the gates........pass the barf bag pleez..... Online with Obama Whether you're a supporter or not, there's no denying that this president has taken to the Internet like no other: with a YouTube channel, Facebook and Twitter accounts, blog feeds, and more. The press is also following the president's every move online. Check out the ways you can use the Internet to keep up with our 44th president. Watch Barack Obama's YouTube video channel Follow Barack Obama on Twitter (not very active, but he'll follow you) Visit Barack Obama's Facebook page Read the official White House blog Subscribe to White House blog feed CNN's Progress Report on President's first 100 days 44: The Obama Presidency-Washingtonpost.com The Obama Presidency-Minute by Minute on Politico.com |
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Jalapenoman
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Shhhh! Big Brother is watching you!
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
At least you know what he's doing.
Our last Taoiseach Bertie Ahearn explained away 23 grand sterling in bank accounts by saying he won at the gee gee's on a trip to see Manchester United play at Old Trafford. The new one should crack fairly soon. He's under a lot of pressure, keep an eye on the international news. He'll tell some one to "Fuck off" on live TV soon. He's livelier than he looks. |
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wirehead
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I guess we know who bugged the Internet. It wasn't the Democrats.
Everything has changed. The Democrats put three times the workers on the street the GOP had. Most of them were young (under 35) and most had cell phones and laptops. It was something to be part of it. http://www.bartcop.com/gop-dino-509.jpg |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Didn't Elizabeth Edwards die?
If she did, your thread title is in very poor taste, Morse. And I hate you If she's still hangin' on...I've got no complaints. And I don't hate you. As much. ![]() Carry on. |
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Morse
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MB: she's still hanging on though terminal...but not terminal enough where she didn't WRITE A BOOK where she said"she went and threw up after she heard about "the affair"....Book due out any minute....keep an eye on Oprah I'm sure.
I know you're up to your elbows in dough, but try to keep up with the obituaries....... Best Regards, Your Fan, Morse |
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BuckwheatsButt
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Well Hell! Someone should throw up! Philandering ambulance chasing two-timer!
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If you have to get run down, it's best to get run down by an ambulance right outside the hospital.
Regards Skoob. |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My appologies Morse. I promise I'll watch more Oprah and read the obits religiously. It shouldn't surprise you (if it did) that she's 'written' a book while on death's door. I put written in '' because someone else likely wrote it while listning to her talk on a tape recorder. This is how all books about important people are written. To you, Buck: He's a politician, so it's no surprise that he cheated in his dying wife (who's family happened to bankroll his entire political career, BTW). Politicians (no matter how far left or right they are) are piles of scummy, fly swarmed shit. They all have this trait without exception. That's why I don't get everyone getting upset over politics. Why? No matter who is in a public office or what they beleive in (or say they believe in) the only thing you can be sure of is that you're being lie to in one way or another. To Skoob: Ambulance rides cost the passenger about $300. Your logic is unassailable |
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