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Criminals for Gun Control

Mmmm, yes, that's a very strong message, isn't it?

I enjoyed the list:

Especially 'Handsome Men who Kill', Serious Killers Anonymous and the 'Car Jackers for the Truth'.

Good post.

funny one

Considering that the current Premiere of the Socialist States of America is trying to outlaw at least two articles of the Bill of Rights (and gun ownership is in one of those), I think that this is both timely and funny.

Isn't it interesting how Comrade Obama and Billary are trying to use the Mexican Drug Wars in Juarez as an excuse to outlaw gun sales in this country? They are blaming our right to purchase or own guns on the criminal activity in a foreign country.

Ridiculous once again that the far left feels the need to have that much control.

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Ridiculous once again that the far left feels the need to have that much control.

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I am left handed and when my hand reaches far left I tend to lose "control" (superb film about Ian Curtis and his Joy Division, black and white and very well made, sound track included!) especially when the missus is relaxing her thigh muscles!

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Considering that the current Premiere of the Socialist States of America is trying to outlaw at least two articles of the Bill of Rights (and gun ownership is in one of those), I think that this is both timely and funny.

Isn't it interesting how Comrade Obama and Billary are trying to use the Mexican Drug Wars in Juarez as an excuse to outlaw gun sales in this country? They are blaming our right to purchase or own guns on the criminal activity in a foreign country.

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You like your guns, don't you?
How pointless.
Do you use it to defend against terrorists and foreign people?
Or do you just shoot tin cans with it?
Do you own a slingshot?

Have you ever made a bow and arrow out of an old stick and some twine?

Buy a whistle (or better still - carve one from a piece of soft wood).
Use it to blow into and warn others of bad things and the likes.

Yes, I do.

My son shoots target rifles in competition. If he gets good enough, he could qualify for the Olympics some day

Yes, I have made bows and arrows out of sticks and string. I've also shot compound bows and crossbows.

I have shot at tin cans, at targets, and at game. "Plinking" is the proper term for shooting at tin cans with 22s or bb guns.

As far as whistles go, you can keep paying Sophie and her buddies to keep blowing yours.

I must admit, I'd buy a gun if I could, legally.

Much more effective at frightening the scallies off than a six foot curtain rod.

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Yes, I do.

My son shoots target rifles in competition.

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He shoots target rifles?
With what?


I've never had to pay for sexual pleasure - only punishment.

I just don't get the whole gun thing. Sure, they look lovely and they make a nice sound when they're fired and they make you feel big and powerful....but there's no real need for them, is there?
Is there?????

Is it for fun? Or protection?
Or just for the sake of having one?

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Quote: Skoob1999

I must admit, I'd buy a gun if I could, legally.

Much more effective at frightening the scallies off than a six foot curtain rod.

Regards

Skoob

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You can buy one legally, Skoob, if you get a license.

I'd stick to the curtain rod if I was you, though...
If someone wants to kill ya they'll do it regardless of your having a gun.
But a curtain rod?
They'd be mad to mess with a man like that.



PS: I'd like to add that i am all for killing people, but I don't see the point of guns to get the job done. No pleasure in that. Better with mind control or acts of God.

PS: I'd like to add that i am all for killing people, but I don't see the point of guns to get the job done. No pleasure in that. Better with mind control or acts of God.

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Or boring them to death!

Cruel punishment, is Obama going to ban it?

Gun is a bit too general a term.

Guns refers to hand guns or shotguns typically.

Rifles have have longer barrels than hand guns with rifling to spin the bullet.

Great if criminals could not get their hands on guns and had to try and conceal rifles instead, they might have change of heart and go deer hunting instead.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Great if criminals could not get their hands on guns and had to try and conceal rifles instead, they might have change of heart and go deer hunting instead.

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Yes, victor; they'll go hunting, alright.

Hunting for PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

I really don't know what that means. Sounds scary though, doesn't it?

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Quote: victor nicholas

Great if criminals could not get their hands on guns and had to try and conceal rifles instead, they might have change of heart and go deer hunting instead.

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Yes, victor; they'll go hunting, alright.

Hunting for PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

I really don't know what that means. Sounds scary though, doesn't it?

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I'm just sayin...

Trying to pull a rifle on a 7-11 clerk might slow crooks down a bit even if they are wearing cammo.

Hard to imagine a break and enter at 100 yards with a scope.

You could spot the crooks by the sight of the bodies of convenience store clerks tied to hoods of their 4 x 4's.

J.K. Baltzersen: Is this the current NRA ad? Is this a spoof?

It might work better on usenet.

Try alt.politics.bush.

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Quote: wirehead

J.K. Baltzersen: Is this the current NRA ad? Is this a spoof?

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It's an example of satire, which -- for your information -- is an important part of what we do here at The Spoof.

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Quote: wirehead

It might work better on usenet.

Try alt.politics.bush.

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If you post something making fun of anti-gun policies, or the present D.C. regime for that matter, you are a Bush supporter. How could my simple mind forget?!? Please do forgive me.

Actually I have been on Usenet a long time and I have seen some right wing material like this. I worked for a businessman who was heavy in the GOP and I used to see stuff like this all of the time come through email. I really wasn't sure what it was.

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Quote: Jaggedone

PS: I'd like to add that i am all for killing people, but I don't see the point of guns to get the job done. No pleasure in that. Better with mind control or acts of God.

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Or boring them to death!

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Hmmmm...
You're on the list, boy.

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Quote: Jaggedone

PS: I'd like to add that i am all for killing people, but I don't see the point of guns to get the job done. No pleasure in that. Better with mind control or acts of God.

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Or boring them to death!

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Hmmmm...
You're on the list, boy.

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Was that a late pitch to create angst or was you wishing to also send me a Christmas card.
By the way send your hitman to the following adress: Very Jaggedone, Andes Peaks, Flying Over, Diving Deep, between Condor and the Mighty Blue Whale, Postcode KKK666 WAN-KIN-DIK, Under a low bridge in Amsterdam, somewhere between Paradise and NL.