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Morse
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WHOA VICTOR: DO YOU NEED BAIL MONEY!!!!?????
A man, who did not have a medical license, has been arrested in Spain for reportedly performing breast and buttock implants using veterinary instruments. The man is believed to have charged patients between $300 and $700 to inject them with liquid silicone using instruments designed to inject animals, Metro.co.uk reported. The procedures were done at his home, which was reportedly filthy and filled with animals including three dogs, a cat and a PARROT(!!!) according to the report. He was arrested Friday after a patient filed a complaint about a botched breast augmentation. BET BUCK MADE YOU DO IT!!!! Was it Bollocks? Morse |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar  Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well, I'm thrilled with the work Dr. Vic did on me!
You're a genius, doc-- like Rodin with veterinary tools. Don't let the bad press get you down. One question, though: I've recently sprouted a tail out of the perfect, round ass you gave me. What's that all about? |
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Morse
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MB  oc showed me the before and after....3 dd on a 5'3" frame...AWESOME!Keep those cookies coming...and the buns ain't bad either! The Cookie Monster, Morse |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Can I have the offcuts for cooking in my new salmonella themed restaurant in the Hebrides?
Regards Skoob |
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Jesus Budda
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"3 dd"?"3 dd"??????Thats a bizarre measurement, Morse. That would mean she is about the size and circumference of a....pencil! You have weird tastes, Morsey man. |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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