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BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 14 Apr 09 18:05
Where is our fellow writer Morse?

Q: Where is Morse?????
He's using another name now
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He left on the Buggerall
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suffering from writer's block
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Who's Morse?
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Who cares?
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 14 Apr 09 18:13
Its sad, isn't it?
When they leave.
Never to return. Well, sometimes returning.
But it's still sad.
It leaves an emptiness. A void, if you will. A pit of loss that is just refilled with other writers.

How big will your hole be, Buckwheats?
Your 'forum' hole, that is.

Will it be wide and gaping or will it be tiny?

I think we should all ponder the size of each of our holes.




Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar
Madame Bitters

Location: The heartland of America
Registered: 20 Nov 08

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Posted: 15 Apr 09 01:18
don't be such Nervous Nellie, Bucks!

Didn't he say he was going to Norway & Germany to look up his and his wife's ancestors or something?

Or maybe he's headed your way to spend some QT with you, Buck.

Take him turkey hunting and then to Disney World.

Then take him to South Beach and leave him there. Morse is a pretty friendly kinda guy. I'm sure he'll be fine. Or not.

Either way, he'll have some interesting stories to share with us.

Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

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Posted: 15 Apr 09 01:28
Morse is still in the top 20 writers list.

He's one of life's good guys.

I just hope he wasn't one of those pirates who got involuntarily ventilated by the Navy Seals.

Regards

Skoob

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 15 Apr 09 09:49
Knowing Morse...He might have been doing the ventilation on those guys

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 15 Apr 09 09:51
Hey Madame Bitters..........

Me and Jesus Budda was wondering if you might be up for a......Ahhh never mind!

Morse
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Posted: 15 Apr 09 12:17

Quote: Skoob1999

Morse is still in the top 20 writers list.

He's one of life's good guys.

I just hope he wasn't one of those pirates who got involuntarily ventilated by the Navy Seals.

Regards

Skoob



Hey All!

Just taking a mental time out from bad world news overload.

Besides, in case you missed it, Sen. John Kerry has asked me to appear before congress and discuss the Pirate Problem since I have some first hand experience...look for me and Bollocks on Drudge SOON!....

I'm also studying up on Soccer so I can participate more fully on the Forum....

I've been feeling kinda left out unless--- Buck and I start a Baseball/Badminton thing so we have someone to talk to....

Let's Do Lunch....



Regards,

Morse







Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 15 Apr 09 17:31

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Regards,

Morse



I liked it better when you were gone!
You are crap at hide and seek. You're supposed to stay hidden until you're FOUND.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 15 Apr 09 17:33

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Hey Madame Bitters..........

Me and Jesus Budda was wondering if you might be up for a......Ahhh never mind!


Disgusting talk.
Filthy.
I don't think Madame Bitters is like that, Buckwheats.

Try Duncan Whitehead instead.
I'm up for it if you are. Waddaya say, 'ol buddy, 'ol pal???




 
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