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I'm so so sorry if I've offended anybody.

Mrs Skoob informs me that I'm a gobshite and an asshole. I can't really argue with that. But my right foot and ankle have started to swell up. Mrs Skoob reckons its gout.

I don't live that well.

Any advice gratefully welcomed.

It kind of hurts a bit too.

Love

Skoob

One of the many ailments caused by excessive alcohol abuse, excessive consumption of Foie Gras, lack of exercise, sexual abstinence and general abuse of the holy temple.
We all wish you a continual misuse of your temple and hope you stay as you are! JO

Thanks man.

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999



I don't live that well.



Skoob

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Yesterday, you were talking about trips to Rome...and now you don't live that well? I wish that I lived that well!

J Man

I'm not rich. I have to work hard for a living. I prefer to squander my money on trips to Rome (where Mrs Skoob and I enjoyed our honeymoon) Barcelona, Paris and even NYC, Gramercy Park Hotel as was. High Bar, 18 floors up and even though I can't stand heights it didn't put me off. They sold beer, and had a lovely view of the Empire State Building and the Chrysler Building.

Me and Mrs Skoob also walked the length of 125th street in Harlem, in order to see the legendary Appollo Theatre.

Grand Central must be the most luxurious train station in the world.

Mind you,

Most of the time I don't have a pot to piss in.

Kindest Regards

Skoob

Breaking News! Chrysler Building is to be renamed Barack Obamas Temple of Worship, Heavenly Sanctuary for all US crap car makers and the Mekka for unemployed lost soul, ex -car workers sacked by Chrysler CEO's, who in turn were sacked with a platinum (2.5 million bucks!) handshake of tax - payers money and were immediately reinstated as CEO's of the new Barack Obamas Temple of Worship on 6 figure salaries + tax payers bonuses. Why is the planet round? JO / very confused!

JO

You'll always be confused until you get into the groove.

Cockney Red Indeed!

From a Salford Red.

Cheers mate

Skoob

Skoob.........I have a pot and I'll cerrtainly loan it to you if you need to take a piss!

I am in a good mood tonight.

BUCK

Me too Buck.

All the best to you ya mad bastard!

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Quote: Jaggedone

One of the many ailments caused by excessive alcohol abuse, excessive consumption of Foie Gras, lack of exercise, sexual abstinence and general abuse of the holy temple.
We all wish you a continual misuse of your temple and hope you stay as you are! JO

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Well spoken, without any football references indeed!

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Quote: Skoob1999

I'm so so sorry if I've offended anybody.

Mrs Skoob informs me that I'm a gobshite and an asshole. I can't really argue with that. But my right foot and ankle have started to swell up. Mrs Skoob reckons its gout.

I don't live that well.

Any advice gratefully welcomed.

It kind of hurts a bit too.

Love

Skoob

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If you were on board I would just cut it off.

But then I would do that for a headache too.

Seriously, get well soon, I hear its painful.

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Quote: Jaggedone

One of the many ailments caused by excessive alcohol abuse, excessive consumption of Foie Gras, lack of exercise, sexual abstinence and general abuse of the holy temple.
We all wish you a continual misuse of your temple and hope you stay as you are! JO

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Well spoken, without any football references indeed!

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VC (did you earn it on the Somme or in the trenches at Ypes? either way listen to the Pogues Waltzing Mathilda, excellent!) contrary to other's opinions here I am not a footy freak, just a has been, weary at the jagged - edge, bum wannabee satirical, piss taking, very amateur writer cum mega - cynic, albeit, your comment is very much appreciated! Muchas Gracias, bedankt und dankerschon!JO