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BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 7 Apr 09 23:35
Just a note for our fellow spoofers to be on the lookout for Monkey Woods underpants. It seems the old boy 'lost' them today and claims it was while he was charming a lady....A rather large lady indeed who wasn't the wifey.!
MW claims the underpants are 'fresh as a daisy,' are white boxer-type, and have a brightly colored image of the Jackson Five printed on the front.
MW is afraid the Mrs will miss them in the wash and needs them returned as soon as possible.

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 8 Apr 09 03:01
I wouldn't worry too much if I were MW. His wife's been "playing bingo" since last Sunday.

After that much bingo, she'll be seeing balls everywhere she looks.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 8 Apr 09 14:40 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 8 Apr 09 14:43
To paraphrase:

I've never seen London,
I've never seen France,
I've never seen Monkey's underpants.


By the way, could they be under the same bed or mixed up in the same sheets with Nick's missing socks?


 
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