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victor nicholas
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Posted: 31 Mar 09 03:29
Local DJ's say after a couple of days bending over in prison he will be saying

"Sham Ow!"

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 1 Apr 09 01:27
Wonder if the gaurds would let Vince have a Sham-Wow to soak up all the <um> "fluids"?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 1 Apr 09 01:32
Well, looky here...

The proctological Doc and the Whore Of Lyons having a dialogue...

So so sorry guys.

I just could not resist that.

Kindest Regards To You Both

Skoob

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Posted: 1 Apr 09 04:27
If you'd care to join our discussion, Skoob, feel free to pull up a chair.

So now we have the proctologist "doctor" victor nicholas, the Whore of Lyons, and our very own cannibal cook, Skoob!

This promises to be a lively roundtable discussion, doesn't it?

victor nicholas
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Posted: 2 Apr 09 13:40 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 2 Apr 09 13:42

Quote: Skoob1999

Well, looky here...

The proctological Doc and the Whore Of Lyons having a dialogue...

So so sorry guys.

I just could not resist that.

Kindest Regards To You Both

Skoob


Careful what you say about my sister cook Skoob,

and I've been to Lyon so you'll have to be more specific.

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Posted: 2 Apr 09 15:21
Never been to Lyons Victor. Paris a few times.

Madame B - got over the Below Decks thing yet?

Ah, those were the days...

Wistfully...

Skoob

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Posted: 5 Apr 09 03:09 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 5 Apr 09 13:16
Skoob

Yes, was good.

Vince Shlomi was arrested after a $1,000 hooker bit his tongue and he struck her in the face until she let go.

Not suprised he had to hire someone else to bite his tongue.

Here's his pitch on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ehuffingtonpost%2Ecom%2F2009%2F03%2F27%2Fvince%2Dshlomi%2Dshamwow%2Dpitc%5Fn%5F180210%2Ehtml&feature=player_embedded


 
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