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queen mudder
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Posted: 22 Mar 09 22:38
Jesus Budda
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Posted: 22 Mar 09 22:44

Quote: queen mudder


And he told everybody he was black!


Who doesn't?
I wish I was a big, cool black man.
Like Shaft. I'd be a mean mothafucka.
I'd take no shit from no white bread mothafuckas.

And I'd have a huge ..... afro!
Which naturally I'd have straightened and slicked back to look like an even cooler mothafucka.

Damn straight!






Jesus Budda
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Posted: 22 Mar 09 22:50
Theres some prick on Facebook using my name.
I can't get to see what he looks like but I know hes there. What a thieving bastard.

My name is precious.

Motherfucker.



queen mudder
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Posted: 22 Mar 09 23:01 - Edited By: queen mudder, 22 Mar 09 23:02
Yep, JB, apparently you have a Polish chap called Lukash Peson as a pal...

Right here..

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 23 Mar 09 04:49

Quote: Jesus Budda

Theres some prick on Facebook using my name.
I can't get to see what he looks like but I know hes there. What a thieving bastard.

My name is precious.

Motherfucker.



You think you know someone...until you find out that they're just a shitty sillohuete on Facebook with only a single, solitary Polish friend.

Shame on you, JB! Having a Polish friend like that. And for having a Facebook page in the first place.

I'm shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked

Skoob1999
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Posted: 23 Mar 09 05:25
MB

So nice to hear you're on the mend, if not fully recovered and dangerously vitriolic. Me and the other half were rooting for you.

Kindest Regards

Mr And Mrs Skoob

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 23 Mar 09 08:11

Quote: Skoob1999

Me and the other half were rooting for you.




Fucks sake Skoob! Everyone one sent a card or grapes.

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Posted: 23 Mar 09 09:56
Jesus Budda
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Posted: 23 Mar 09 18:18

Quote: queen mudder

Yep, JB, apparently you have a Polish chap called Lukash Peson as a pal...

Right here..


Ha ha!
What a cheeky motherfucker. Why not "Jesus Buddah"?
Why'd he have to steal my name?

I've never used Facebook or MySpace. I tried loading the myspace page once and it took a very long time and then crashed.
I never went back.
No thank you very much.

A polish lad too. Whats that about?


I like the link you can click if it's "not the Jesus Budda you were looking for"!

How many Jesus Budda's are out there??????






Jesus Budda
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Posted: 23 Mar 09 18:25

Quote: Madame Bitters


Quote: Jesus Budda

Theres some prick on Facebook using my name.
I can't get to see what he looks like but I know hes there. What a thieving bastard.

My name is precious.

Motherfucker.



You think you know someone...until you find out that they're just a shitty sillohuete on Facebook with only a single, solitary Polish friend.

Shame on you, JB! Having a Polish friend like that. And for having a Facebook page in the first place.

I'm shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked


I wish I looked as sexy as that silhouette photo!



 
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