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I love crap movies. Just cyber spoke to Madame Bitters and decided to start a thread.

The Wild Women Of Wongo

Snakes On a Plane

Plan 9 From Outer Space

Any thoughts?

Regards

Skoob

I worked for almost eight years for United Artists. The worst films that I ever saw in that time period (and I averaged almost 150 movies a year):

Amazing Grace and Chuck

Deathrow Gameshow

976-EVIL

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Several Friday the 13th movies

Tammy and the T-Rex, my wife rented it, argggghh.

Victor

Kill her.

Immediately.

No excuses accepted.

Skoob

Nver heard of it, victor, but it sounds awful. I am so sorry.

Here are mine:

Showgirls (has the best unintentionally funny sex scene ever)

Glen or Glenda (written, directed, and starred in by Ed Wood, who was also a cross dresser.)

Kitten With a Whip (Ann Margret's first movie role)

Baby, the Rain Must Fall (Musical starring Steve McQueen)

The Conqueror (John Wayne plays Ghengis Kahn- bad, bad idea)

Any movie with Pauly Shore

Anybody remember Twiggy?

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Victor

Kill her.

Immediately.

No excuses accepted.

Skoob

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Skoob

I considered it but she does make great casseroles.

MB I agree about Pauly Shore, we should not be too hasty with that electric chair decision.

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Anybody remember Twiggy?

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Skinny model and actress from the 60's and 70's.

The last movie I walked out on was The Silence of the Lambs. I know it won a lot of awards, but that was one sick piece of crap.

Before that, the only other movie I ever paid full price for and walked out on was Nightfall (filmed version of a classic Isaac Asimov story). It was pure dreck.

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Anybody remember Twiggy?

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Skinny model and actress from the 60's and 70's.

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Yes! She made some, if not just only one, of the worst movies I have ever seen. I also walked out.

Cheers, Phil

Here's her bio on IMDB:

Twiggy

I don't remember her as being immensely talented, but it says that she did win two Golden Globes and is still performing.

I'd still say that there are worse actors and actresses out there, however. People like:
Keanu Reeves
Matthew Broderick
The action stars (Vin Deisel, Jean Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagall, Arnie,....)
Madonna
Roseanne Arnold/Barr
Bea Arthur

The Fog, with Adrienne Barbeau.

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Here's her bio on IMDB:

Twiggy

I don't remember her as being immensely talented, but it says that she did win two Golden Globes and is still performing.

I'd still say that there are worse actors and actresses out there, however. People like:
Keanu Reeves
Matthew Broderick
The action stars (Vin Deisel, Jean Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagall, Arnie,....)
Madonna
Roseanne Arnold/Barr
Bea Arthur

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Your worst candidates also seem to just keep rolling along!

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Victor

Kill her.

Immediately.

No excuses accepted.

Skoob

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Skoob

I considered it but she does make great casseroles.

MB I agree about Pauly Shore, we should not be too hasty with that electric chair decision.

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Victor: Can we get her to fill in for Skoob at least 2 nights a week, the friggin' grub is really getting bad, and Hal A. Peno, methinks, has pocketed some of the food money to line his own pockets, whilst serving us swill....

Morse

Swill? Swill!

That's perfectly good leg of.....lamb and rump roast and arm roast.

Methinks Skoob is more of a bartender than a cookie.

To each his own.

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The last movie I walked out on was The Silence of the Lambs. I know it won a lot of awards, but that was one sick piece of crap.

Before that, the only other movie I ever paid full price for and walked out on was Nightfall (filmed version of a classic Isaac Asimov story). It was pure dreck.

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Me Too!

Not one quite sheep...and I HATE Anthony Perkins, he's a real psycho.

About Silence of the Lambs:

The part that sticks out in my mind most about that movie is the part where Buffalo Bill drapes those womens' skins over his body and he starts to dance around.

I didn't see it in the theater and it's a good thing. I laughed so hard at that point I'm sure I'd have gotten kicked out of the theater! It was such a ridiculous scene! Wasn't just me, though. The people I watched it with laughed as hard as I was.

I though the newest one was awful. "The Black Dragon"? Had Ralph Finnes and Edward Norton in it. The prequel about what made Hannibal Lecter what he was was even worse. I can't even remember the name of it.

I personally liked the movie Se7en a lot.

Hi all,

For me the scariest serial killer movie ever was '10 Rillington Place' which starred Richard Attenborough and John Hurt. It was based on the true crimes of John Christie in Notting Hill, London in the 1940's and is truly chilling.

Then there was 'Henry' based on the confessions of Henry Lee Lucas.

I once considered writing a serial killer novel with the intention of showing just how sick these people are. When I got into researching it, I found out to some degree just how sick these people are and it wasn't a place I wanted to visit.

I'll stick to pirate stories and spoofing - it's a much nicer place to be.

With all you guys too.

Regards

Skoob