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BuckwheatsButt
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi! |
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Jalapenoman
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I tried it. He's still there.
Maybe we could try trading him to one of Monkey's beloved soccer teams? We'd even settle for "a player to be named later." |
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Morse
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Buck: Liked your idea. Even if isn't "the final solution", the world is all into "momentary gratification" anyway....Carpe Diem...we'll worry about the bastard again tomorrow....What a list to delete....click,click,click..... ....and tomorrow YOU'LL do Pelosi, I'm not into necrophilia! Good Luck! Morse |
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