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A cat owner who stuffed his pet into a home-made drug pipe and blew marijuana smoke over it to 'mellow it out' is facing criminal charges.

Cat owner's purrfect way to mellow out his pet... stuff it in a giant home-made drug pipe and blow marijuana smoke over it

Bong hits 4 kitty!
Meeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

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Quote: queen mudder

A cat owner who stuffed his pet into a home-made drug pipe and blew marijuana smoke over it to 'mellow it out' is facing criminal charges.

Cat owner's purrfect way to mellow out his pet... stuff it in a giant home-made drug pipe and blow marijuana smoke over it

Bong hits 4 kitty!
Meeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

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QM: don't know if you noticed, but "the world's ugliest cat" bears a striking resemblance to James Carvelle.....(sp?)

Talk about an ass/mess!

Morse

Ugly cat....Thought it's got something of Michelle Obama about it too.

Meoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Hey there, Queenie.

How are you today?
Doing anything special?
Wanna share?

Something special?

Yep. This weekend I have to shave my cat's bottom because he's a long-haired Maine Coon.

Leaving his posterior un-trimmed is not for the weak-stomached.

I'll spare you all the gruesome kitty litter details but I reckon you can imagine.

Might post the pics if successful, assuming I won't get my arms lacerated to smithereens like the last time.

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Quote: queen mudder

Something special?

Yep. This weekend I have to shave my cat's bottom because he's a long-haired Maine Coon.

Leaving his posterior un-trimmed is not for the weak-stomached.

I'll spare you all the gruesome kitty litter details but I reckon you can imagine.

Might post the pics if successful, assuming I won't get my arms lacerated to smithereens like the last time.

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Really?
Do you use any special instruments?
I mean, for the cat shaving - not a saxophone or xylophone or anything like that.

Queenie, how do you knwo your cat truly loves you?
I mean truly loves you.

The love between a man and a cat is different than between woman and a cat. There are subtle differences.

How do you show your cat you love him/her?
And more importantly, how does your cat show it's love for you?

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Quote: Jesus Budda

special instruments?
Gas mask, rubber gloves, remote controlled Victor Kayam Badger & Blade, Dyson vacuum cleaner etc.

your cat truly loves you?
He tolerates me because I feed and groom him.

truly loves you.
He's a sucker for raw tuna!

how does your cat show it's love for you?

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Keeps finding fifty quid notes in the street and bringing them in thru the catflap.

Sheer genius! or maybe wily old cat burglar.....

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Quote: Jesus Budda

special instruments?
Gas mask, rubber gloves, remote controlled Victor Kayam Badger & Blade, Dyson vacuum cleaner etc.

your cat truly loves you?
He tolerates me because I feed and groom him.

truly loves you.
He's a sucker for raw tuna!

how does your cat show it's love for you?

Keeps finding fifty quid notes in the street and bringing them in thru the catflap.

Sheer genius! or maybe wily old cat burglar.....

Oh, I see.

I know this is a little off-topic: but why don't you ever see a cat playing a wind instrument?

I mean, you see cats playing pianos and the likes but never a wind instrument like a tuba or a saxophone.

It's unusual, don't ya think?


And if cats don't play those instruments - then what the hell other animal does?



Queenie, take care of your cat. I won't bother telling the cat to take care of you. It wouldn't listen. Cats never listen. Thats there biggest downfall. They think they know everything.

Reckon a cat could master the maracas if it had to. Or the French Horn during a real crisis.

Wind instruments kinda apposite for the feline species.

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Quote: queen mudder

Reckon a cat could master the maracas if it had to.

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But it's tiny little paws? ow could it hold them, let alone shake them?

Your cat could give up the burglary if it was good at playing an instrument. Try and convince it to give up it's life of crime. I know you'll miss that easy cash, but think of the relief at not having to worry about facing jail time.


Try and get through to your cat, Queenie.
I know it won't listen but it's worth the try. Isn't it?


God bless you, Queen Mudder. God bless your cat.

Reckon you probably ain't exactly a pet lover, J-B.

Unless it's something exotic like tropical stick insexts or maybe circus fleas...

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Quote: queen mudder

Reckon you probably ain't exactly a pet lover, J-B.

Unless it's something exotic like tropical stick insexts or maybe circus fleas...

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Thats like saying I'm smelly. For shame!


I am a pet lover.
I love all animals.
Except animals that try to eat me. But they wouldn't be exactly classed as 'pets'.

'Til we meet again, Queen Mudder.
Til we meet again....