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Heaven is Where:

The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:

The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.

Heaven is where
the beaches are nude
the fat chicks are married
the Mexican borders are closed
the hot girls are willing (and high)
the prices are down



Hell is where
the beaches are closed
the fat chicks are willing (and nude)
the hot girls are married
the Mexican borders are down
the prices are high

Yes, I'm now back in town. Yes, the food at the Rosen Center Hotel in Orlando, Florida is about the worst on the planet (rivaled only by the Gaylord Opryland Hotel in Nashville).

Welcome home J man.

Best Regards

Skoob.

Told you Jman....Place has lousy food.

J-man: you mentioned Gaylord Opryland has lousy food.

So does the Gaylord Texan. It's also insanely, ridiculously expensive.

Bad food is one thing, but having to sell platelets to be able to afford it just adds insult to injury.

But I have a special hatred for the Texan that goes far beyond the food and the prices.

I worked there for over 2 years. They fired me after I had trained the person they assured me would only be my "assistant" and who then ended up taking over my job after my termination.

Bastards

I never stayed at the Gaylord Texan. THe one in Nashville was the only one in their chain I've ever used.

It is a beautiful hotel, but I have always had problems with the food there. A few years ago, I was in a group of almost 1000 people there for a convention. Over 300 got food poisoning. It was so bad that 69 were sent to the hospital.

Mrs Skoob could sort that out. She's a qualified chef. She swears louder and more often than Gordon Ramsay, but she'd have 'em shape up.

For a five figure consultancy fee.

Regards

Skoob

Hang on,

You said Nashville, right?

Hmmm, cowboy hats, line dancing, Dolly Parton...

Don't think Mrs Skoob would take that one for less than a six figure consultancy fee. She doesn't care much for all that redneck malarkey.

Regards

Skoob