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From Mr Skoob,

I just had to get this out of my system.
Went to work today.
Set off at 6:20 am.
Arrived at local train station at eight twenty pm feeling a bit Knackered.
Waited for Mrs Skoob to pick me up at the station at 8:30 pm on her way home from her job as per prearrangement.
See Mrs Skoob approach traffic island.
See Mrs Skoob take not the station turning but the turning for home.
Watch incredulously as Mrs Skoob, who I can see quite clearly as she drives past me in the car I bought for her, leaves me standing at the station.
Walk two miles home. Uphill.
Get home at 9:00 pm.
Mrs Skoob arrives.
Says sorry.
How we laughed!!!

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

From Mr Skoob,

I just had to get this out of my system.
Went to work today.
Set off at 6:20 am.
Arrived at local train station at eight twenty pm feeling a bit Knackered.
Waited for Mrs Skoob to pick me up at the station at 8:30 pm on her way home from her job as per prearrangement.
See Mrs Skoob approach traffic island.
See Mrs Skoob take not the station turning but the turning for home.
Watch incredulously as Mrs Skoob, who I can see quite clearly as she drives past me in the car I bought for her, leaves me standing at the station.
Walk two miles home. Uphill.
Get home at 9:00 pm.
Mrs Skoob arrives.
Says sorry.
How we laughed!!!

Regards

Skoob.

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Skoob: lucky for her you didn't call on Sharia law which you adopted over there.
Over here, in NY state, muslim woman sued for divorce, husband cuts off her head in his place of business.....justice is served?

Anyway, cute story from you. Over here we call the afflliction "Sometimers".

Yours from the Haze of Reality

As Ever,

Morse

Morse,

You're usually so eloquent.

Not drunk or something are you?

Heh heh!

Kindest Regards

Skoob

Skoob: just resting up for a MANLY game of golf tomorrow...bout the only athletics I'm capable of performing at a decent level now.

Played serious "softball" till I was 50...probably like you guys and your soccer and club stuff..it was great fun, and like the service, can't replace the good times, magical moments, and wonderful team mates.

Quite frankly, you're lucky...don't think I could walk two miles!

PS: Mdm Morse wants to know why you didn't use your cell phone, she said when she visited every brit she saw either had a phone in their ear, or up their ass (I didn't ask)

Eloquently yours,

Morse.

Morse my man (can I say that without fear of being thought of as..well you know what I mean. Even though I'm not. As Mrs Skoob will testify.)

I fucking hate cell phones (or mobiles as we call them) and refuse to carry one. They're just so annoying.

As in: "You're breaking up! HELLO? HELLO?"

Like the rest of the world are really interested.

We have trains here now with cell phone free zones.

Thank God. There's nothing worse than the commute to work first thing in the morning and some sad assed Billy No Mates calling everybody on his list to tell them what a good night he had last night, when he's obviously a sad bastard who stayed indoors watching TV and wishing he was popular.

Sorry for the rant Morse but I don't use a cell phone on principle. They're the Devil's work you know.

Plus nobody would call me if I had one because I'm a sad bastard.

By the way, I walked that uphill two miles like a young mountain goat. A young mountain goat with rapidly stiffening knee joints and breathlessness.

Best Wishes

Skoob

By the way, I walked that uphill two miles like a young mountain goat. A young mountain goat with rapidly stiffening knee joints and breathlessness.



them young mountain goats usually get pretty randy and get quite stiff after a good walk about!

Sympathy to Ms. Skoob.

As Ever,

ReMorse.

Ah Mr Morse,

An enchanting thought, but I've got five hours or so to get some sleep in, and then it's the same all over again, another fifteen hour day.
It's back to back, like most married couples, for me and Mrs Skoob tonight.

Goodnight, and God bless You And Yours

Skoob.