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queen mudder
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Posted: 16 Feb 09 16:17
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A married Manchester United supporter drove 400 miles for what he thought was going to be an affair with a woman he had chatted to on the internet - only to discover it was a hoax set up by two Liverpool fans he had met on holiday.

Stuart Slann, 39, from Sheffield, made the trip to a remote farm in Scotland to meet a women he had been flirting with online for weeks.


Married man drives 400 miles to meet Facebook woman... only to discover it's a hoax set up by rival football fans

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Posted: 16 Feb 09 16:43

Quote: queen mudder

SNIP:
A married Manchester United supporter drove 400 miles for what he thought was going to be an affair with a woman he had chatted to on the internet - only to discover it was a hoax set up by two Liverpool fans he had met on holiday.

Stuart Slann, 39, from Sheffield, made the trip to a remote farm in Scotland to meet a women he had been flirting with online for weeks.


Married man drives 400 miles to meet Facebook woman... only to discover it's a hoax set up by rival football fans



QM: this is priceless! Now...when do our devious fellow writers own up to this!!! Any bets on who it was?




queen mudder
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Posted: 16 Feb 09 16:45
Monkey Woods!!!!!

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Posted: 16 Feb 09 16:50
QM: probably right, but you know him better than I.

This is almost as good as promising to set up JB with Madam Bitters
in a Harlem Soul Food Bakery (at midnight) prior to the Spoof Reunion....

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 16 Feb 09 21:45
This shit stain of a man drove 9 hours for what he thought would be a good & willing piece of ass, huh?

Wonder which "head" he made that brilliant decision with?

I'm not familliar with divorce laws over there, but over here he'd be lucky to keep his bus pass.

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Posted: 16 Feb 09 22:39

Quote: Madame Bitters

This shit stain of a man drove 9 hours for what he thought would be a good & willing piece of ass, huh?

Wonder which "head" he made that brilliant decision with?

I'm not familliar with divorce laws over there, but over here he'd be lucky to keep his bus pass.


MB: if you followed the football thread I think you would understand...sometimes a bloke just can't take any more of his own kind...needs "something (very) strange once in awhile....that's why they have the EU which strongly encourages their own version of the "melting pot" system....gets kinda sticky after awhile tho when making out the lineup...can't tell who's pitching and who's catching on any given night.

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 17 Feb 09 20:25
Since I know exactly nothing about football/soccer, your reply went completely over my head.

I'm sure it was very funny though.


 
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