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Jaggedone
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Posted: 19 Aug 09 10:46

Quote: Monkey Woods

Not often tense.


tense Egyptians need Syrian extremes

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 17:21
Extremes - "xenophobes" - try racially exclusive measures, excluding Socialism.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 17:38
Socialism occludes class in all literal instances, sometimes meticulously.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 17:46 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 19 Aug 09 17:50

Quote: Jesus Budda

Socialism occludes class in all literal instances, sometimes meticulously.


Meticulously, Ethel took in clues, usually looking over unusual scraps left yesterday.

Yesterday enraged Steve! The eccentric retard danced around yawning!



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 17:52
Yawning, Andrew wanked nude into naughty garters.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 17:55
Garters are really tight, even restrictively so.


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 18:00
So opportunistic!



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 18:07
Opportunistic pricks pick off retarded tenants using nasty, irresponsible schemes, then instill calm.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 18:07
Calm animals live miserably.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 18:08
Miserably, I sat eating raisins and biting little yams.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 18:09
Yams are malignant shit!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 18:11
Shit happens! Infinitely tenable.

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 19 Aug 09 18:13

Quote: Jesus Budda

Miserably, I sat eating raisins and biting little yams.


JB, you don't get points and ratings for this thread, go and write a SPOOF!

yams are my surprises!

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 19 Aug 09 18:15

Quote: Jesus Budda

Shit happens! Infinitely tenable.


tenable equals nine + a beautiful leg exposed

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 18:16 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 19 Aug 09 18:18
Exposed xeroxes pose occasional safety errors, definitely.



I don't need points.
No stories from me for many a month now.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 19 Aug 09 18:22

Quote: Jesus Budda

Exposed xeroxes pose occasional safety errors, definitely.



I don't need points.
No stories from me for many a month now.


definitely extracting fine intricate needles is terribly exasperating! leaving yet!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 18:24
Yet, Edgar trembled.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Aug 09 18:26
Trembled ragweed encased Mary, blossoming lovely edible daffodils.



I'm off now back to my planet.
A planet where peace and quiet are in short supply and where the toilet is always occupied.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 19 Aug 09 18:29

Quote: Jesus Budda

Trembled ragweed encased Mary, blossoming lovely edible daffodils.



I'm off now back to my planet.
A planet where peace and quiet are in short supply and where the toilet is always occupied.


daffodils atract fucking fairies often doing illicit leacherous sex! (that's fucking magic!)

I'm off too, Utd are on!!

amosmoran3000
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Posted: 19 Aug 09 23:51
Sex enticed Xerxes

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 19 Aug 09 23:58
Xerxes evaded Rome; Xerxes elluded Spain

amosmoran3000
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Posted: 20 Aug 09 01:30 - Edited By: amosmoran3000, 20 Aug 09 01:33
Spain protested about imbecilic Norwegians

Monkey Woods
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Registered: 29 Dec 06

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Posted: 20 Aug 09 10:40
Norwegians, often Russians, want egalitarianism. Germans, invariably, are National Socialists.

Mark
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Posted: 20 Aug 09 12:40
Socialists often cause irritation around liberalists in sexy tight shorts

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 20 Aug 09 17:32

Quote: Mark Lowton

Socialists often cause irritation around liberalists in sexy tight shorts


All those were very clever and good, people!

Shorts have openings releasing testicles (scrotum).


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