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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 28 Jul 09 01:41
Senses endure no stimuli enhancing sounds

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 28 Jul 09 02:14
Sounds of underage nightclubbers drowning sorrows.

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 10:47

Quote: Monkey Woods

Sounds of underage nightclubbers drowning sorrows.


Sorrows of robin redbreast outnumber wily sparrows'

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 14:32
Silently imbibed,
Liquor eased nasty temper,
Liquified Yahweh.


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Posted: 28 Jul 09 14:33 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 28 Jul 09 14:35
Silently imbibed,
Liquor eased nasty temper;
Liquified Yahweh.


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Posted: 28 Jul 09 14:35 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 28 Jul 09 14:36

Quote: Monkey Woods

Sparrows perch, and Robin Redbreast ogles worms silently.



Silently imbibed,
Liquor eased nasty temper;
Liquified Yahweh.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 28 Jul 09 15:14 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 28 Jul 09 15:29
Sparrows perch, and Robin Redbreast ogles worms silently.

What is going on here? I post, then SFO posts, but his post appears before my post!

Sort it, Mark.

amosmoran3000
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Posted: 28 Jul 09 17:42

Quote: Monkey Woods

Sparrows perch, and Robin Redbreast ogles worms silently.

What is going on here? I post, then SFO posts, but his post appears before my post!

Sort it, Mark.


Yeah maaaaan! What is this? Some sort of hoppy, happy, hippy campsite sort of shit man! Get with the kids!

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Posted: 28 Jul 09 17:48 - Edited By: amosmoran3000, 28 Jul 09 18:01
Silently, I licked Eleanor's nipples thoughtfully, like Yolanda's.


(If Yolanda reads this, my sincerest apologies.....in advance)

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Posted: 29 Jul 09 03:38
Yolanda's or Lola's are nice, droopy and supple.

IainB
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Posted: 29 Jul 09 08:23 - Edited By: IainB, 29 Jul 09 07:33
Supple underwear provides pleasure like ecstasy

As architect of this game, what happens if somebody does an acronym that ends in 'I' as in Ski Kills I....is it game over?

Sorry about waiting until page 153 before asking for clarification.

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Posted: 29 Jul 09 16:09
Ecstasy causes sexual tension among Scottish yobs

~IS~

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Posted: 29 Jul 09 17:09 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 29 Jul 09 17:11
Ecstasy can satisfy teenagers, and satisfy you.

Iain, I had, myslef, been thinking about trying to manufacture just such a situation, but the opportunity hadn't yet arisen.

OK, smart ass.

Yobs or boys = same.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 30 Jul 09 01:16

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Ecstasy can satisfy teenagers, and satisfy you.

Iain, I had, myslef, been thinking about trying to manufacture just such a situation, but the opportunity hadn't yet arisen.

OK, smart ass.

Yobs or boys = same.


SAME ALWAYS MEANS EQUAL

(can I add an I to that?)

Skoob.

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Posted: 30 Jul 09 08:05
Sincere is nice certainly, effectively rarely employed

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Posted: 30 Jul 09 08:07 - Edited By: IainB, 30 Jul 09 08:08
Erm....I appear to have jumped back in time....the above is in response to MW....

What time is it RIGHT now?

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Posted: 30 Jul 09 08:11
Equal quotations usually attract loans.

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Posted: 30 Jul 09 08:42
Loans offer a nightmare scenario.

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Posted: 30 Jul 09 08:45
Scenario created endless nightmares and really interesting opportunities.

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Posted: 30 Jul 09 08:50
Opportunities present positions of real trust. Unfortunately, nobody I trust is ever sincere.





Profound, but complete bullshit.



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Posted: 30 Jul 09 09:32 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 30 Jul 09 09:33

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Sincere is nice certainly, effectively rarely employed

Iain


Employed manually, Peter liked offering youngsters 'educational drugs'.

As I post this, I make it 3.32pm in Thailand, so that's 9.32am in the UK.

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Posted: 30 Jul 09 09:35
Drugs really upset governmental systems.

IainB
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Posted: 30 Jul 09 12:51 - Edited By: IainB, 30 Jul 09 12:52
Systems yield, sometimes, to erroneously made suppositions

I make it 13:51

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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 30 Jul 09 13:04
Rabbits are bloody brilliant in tight spaces.

IainB
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Posted: 30 Jul 09 14:40 - Edited By: IainB, 30 Jul 09 15:59
Sought-after oranges usually get heavy taxation - any fruit tax exasperates retailers

Ooops...jumped back again

Iain


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