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Posted: 25 Jul 09 00:32 - Edited By: amosmoran3000, 25 Jul 09 00:34

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Amos,

My last word was "seniors."


Whoops. I misread, went blind etc. (Nincompoops still have it coming though.)





Sundays unite nincompoops, democrats and, yes.....sodomites!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 25 Jul 09 02:05
Sodomites often do old men in the exit sphincters.

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 02:33

Quote: Jalapenoman

Sodomites often do old men in the exit sphincters.


I'm not even going there,

Too weird.

Confused as usual

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 03:35

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Sodomites often do old men in the exit sphincters.


Sphincters = poo holes. Imagine Nixon caressing Thatchers earthy, rear starfish.

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 06:25
Starfish? 'Tis a regular find in Scarborough harbour.

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 11:13

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Starfish? 'Tis a regular find in Scarborough harbour.


HARBOUR ALL RAGE BEFORE OPENING UP REGRETS

Monkey...TIS(?) Does Shakespearean English count?

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 12:48 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 25 Jul 09 12:49

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HARBOUR ALL RAGE BEFORE OPENING UP REGRETS



Regrets Eventually Go Rancid, Ending This Story.


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Posted: 25 Jul 09 13:01

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HARBOUR ALL RAGE BEFORE OPENING UP REGRETS



Regrets Eventually Go Rancid, Ending This Story.


SFO


STORY TOLD OVER REMEMBRANCES YESTERDAY

(all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though they're here to stay.)

Wonder how much I owe the Jackson estate for that.

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 14:10

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HARBOUR ALL RAGE BEFORE OPENING UP REGRETS



Regrets Eventually Go Rancid, Ending This Story.


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STORY TOLD OVER REMEMBRANCES YESTERDAY

(all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though they're here to stay.)

Wonder how much I owe the Jackson estate for that.

Skoob.


Nothing. Jackson's don't own that. They actually only own some shitty records from the back catalogue, as far as I now. Carry on with the game -Ally

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 15:01
Yesterday Evil Strangers took Erotic-Rhyming Dictionary Around Yugoslavia

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 15:09

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Yesterday Evil Strangers took Erotic-Rhyming Dictionary Around Yugoslavia

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Yugoslavia underwent geographic overhaul. Some landowners actually voted, in amazement.

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 15:23
Amazement: mirrors a Zimbabwean elephant-man's ears - no tusks!

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 15:31

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Amazement: mirrors a Zimbabwean elephant-man's ears - no tusks!

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TUSKS USUALLY SIT KNITTING SUNDAYS

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 15:35
Sorry for doing Sundays again. Didn't realise.



Skoob.

Mind you, it beats supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 15:44
Sundays, Ursula never did any yoga sitting.

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 17:57 - Edited By: amosmoran3000, 25 Jul 09 18:04

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Sundays, Ursula never did any yoga sitting.


Sitting is the thing Indians nearly gentrified.

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Posted: 25 Jul 09 20:42
gentrified englishmen never try red indian fighting in equatorial darkness
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Posted: 25 Jul 09 22:25
Darkness always repels kings, nobility enjoys saintly sunshine.

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Posted: 26 Jul 09 02:01

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Darkness always repels kings, nobility enjoys saintly sunshine.



Sunshine under night skies has inevitable negative effects.

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Posted: 26 Jul 09 02:13
Effects films feature extraterrestrials cavorting the stars

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Posted: 26 Jul 09 02:29

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Effects films feature extraterrestrials cavorting the stars



Stars twinkling, and random somnambulation.

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Posted: 26 Jul 09 04:19
Somnambulation only makes nights a mixed blessing, unless leveraged against the included overtures necessary.



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Posted: 26 Jul 09 07:37
Necessary endothermic collusion eases salinity stratification, and reduces yabbies.


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Posted: 26 Jul 09 11:07
Yabbies are big, brown, inter-breeding exotic spores

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Posted: 26 Jul 09 11:09 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 26 Jul 09 11:21
spores procreate on random elephant skeletons


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