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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
One could be forgiven for thinking this is Phil Woolas' constituency, but it's actually David Blunkett's
Correct! Latex gloves and an Arab strap |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
What did you buy Granny for her birthday?
Correct! Jelly Babies, Chocolate Mice and the nerdy kid from The Wonder Years. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Name three items that priests like to eat as a naughty treat.
Correct! Bailey, Hebredes, Dogga - 1018 38 falling south south westerly |
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North  Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Name the alternative fire engine crew in Trumpton
Correct! Hob Nobs |
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matthatt
mad as a hatter  Location: London Registered: 2 Mar 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's the alternative name for the Serbian national dish of stove-top cooked penises?
Correct. No positive answers to choose from. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Good news yet again when I visit Dr Verbose for my monthly HIV test. As usual the doctor uses 6 times as many words as necessary. What did he say this month?
Correct! Chocolates, flowers and cocaine |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope  Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What Paris Hilton will wish she had in jail if she blows her probation?
Correct! Bush Hog |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What was Hugh Heffner's nickname at school?
Correct! Totally black, with a smell of onions. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How Hawking now believes conditions were at the very birth of the universe seconds before the Big Bang
Correct! Cortina Marina Corvette Chevette Austin Nova Probe |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Doctor, what does this cyst on my arse appear like to you?
Correct! Distemper |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sorry Jimbo.
Why do I always seem to mess these game threads up? Again, sorry. Just ignore me and carry on. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dis muf**ker right here be gettin me in trouble sometimes, for real.
Correct! One in the hand, and two in the bush. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why is it George Bush always used one hand and then two hands with Laura's Bush?
Correct! Angry Republicans |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
In America, if you look past the lies, then look past the wealthy Republicans spreading them - you know, the ones who are doing just fine despite the present economy - what will you see in blue collars?
Correct! The March Hare, the Dormouse, and Christine O'Donnell. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Name 3 fictional characters from childrens' books who's naive innocence believe that a country can rule itself without taxpayer-funded governments.
Correct! I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord! |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Due to the use of the withdrawal method, what does the Pope's personal nun say every night at 11:32pm?
Correct! Only if it smells of wet dog. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What were the instructions to a blind man with no sense of touch on when to put his pet Labrador into the doggie dryer?
Correct! Nick Clegg is not David Cameron's Fag |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's the definition of an out and out lie?
Correct! The 3D Wonderbra ad |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
What's the main cause of eyesight loss amongst teenage boys?
Correct! Monster eat cabbage now. |
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What does the Honey Monsters mother shout at him every tea time except Fridays?
Correct Unsubscribe and move on |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What did Mark advise Bargis Tryhol to do?
Correct! Two pints of lager and a packet of pork scratchings please John |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nice to see you again, Skoob. What'll it be this afternoon?
Correct! I don't know ... I'm feeling a little bit light-headed. |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Reportedly, what did Louis XVI say after his decapitation?
Correct! Between a rock and a hard place |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Finding himself confronted in the prison shower by a former WWF star and his equally-well-built celly, George Michael found himself where?
Correct! Freshly-laundered underpants |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What will Lindsay Lohan get working in the prison laundry?
CORRECT!!! Ghingus Khan and Newt Gingrich |
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