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Theres a lad called Sanjeev who keeps calling me up form a call centre trying to sell me something I don't want, need or can afford.

BASTARD.

Its the Bastards Debate Tonight think I will go out for a drink. The thought of Bastard Brown, Bastard Cameron & Bastard Clegg on for an hour and a half solid makes all Free Thinkers very angry.

Why don't you strap a bomb to yourself and sit at the front of the audience? Could be a laugh. I'd watch it.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Why don't you strap a bomb to yourself and sit at the front of the audience? Could be a laugh. I'd watch it.

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As Basil Brush said BOOM! BOOM!

Careful what you say JB. If some silly fucker actually does that, we'll all be in the shit.

Regards

Skoob

Your right, Skoob.
Good Cod is very hard to come by these days. My fish fingers are disgusting lately. I'm not eating them anymore.
And don't get me started on sausages. Never again.

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Fuck the baby seals.

Club the lot of the bastards I say.

Greedy bastards eating all that nice fish.

Viva Canadian seal clubbers.

Pass the fucking bat Jacques.

Oh yes!

Regards

Skoob.

Ha!

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SKOOB, I didn't you was an amimal lover. I only love pussies!

"Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, It hit 'em...Look at those dead bastards." -- Recording from attack by American military helicopter on Iraqi civilians, quote of the week, April 6, 2010.

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Quote: SPECTRUM

Its the Bastards Debate Tonight think I will go out for a drink. The thought of Bastard Brown, Bastard Cameron & Bastard Clegg on for an hour and a half solid makes all Free Thinkers very angry.

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All thinking is free. Doesn't cost anything. Mind you, a lot of it isn't really thinking.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

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Quote: SPECTRUM

Its the Bastards Debate Tonight think I will go out for a drink. The thought of Bastard Brown, Bastard Cameron & Bastard Clegg on for an hour and a half solid makes all Free Thinkers very angry.

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All thinking is free. Doesn't cost anything. Mind you, a lot of it isn't really thinking.

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I like that Erskin Quint!
But now, I am going to be howling again as it were.
Because that bleeding Shakira video, Gypsy, keeps going through my head.
If she was my woman and she did that, I would kick the fligging shit out of her, and then I would kick the fliggen shit out of who she was doing it with.
Athlete or not, they would not see it coming!
I do not understand these people, I do not understand them at all!
This should be in the insanity thread I created, but sorry I cannot be bothered!
I am insane you see!

I am sorry I flashed again, but I have got to let it out!
I think they are bastards!

Let it all out, Incredulous. Thats a good boy. Thats what the thread was made for.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Let it all out, Incredulous. Thats a good boy. Thats what the thread was made for.

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If Skoob flashed we'd all run away

Thats cruel, Jaggeone.
I'm sure some of the lady writers and the odd gay one would be very pleased with that thought.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Thats cruel, Jaggeone.
I'm sure some of the lady writers and the odd gay one would be very pleased with that thought.

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especially down a dark alley

I've brought it back for those wishing to vent their frustrations at life, love, the world and cats.

JB

Street signs in central London. You have a couple of shandies, a convivial afternoon in good company, and they sneak up on you and hit you in the head.

BASTARDS!

Skoob

Thats too bad.
Those street signs can just jump out at you from nowhere sometimes.
No respect they haven't. Thugs.

Solicitors and Magistrates.

Bastards.

You pay the solicitors an extortionate amount of money and then they make you wait for hours.

Then they tell you to come back another day.

Bastards............

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Quote: birbee

Solicitors and Magistrates.

Bastards.

You pay the solicitors an extortionate amount of money and then they make you wait for hours.

Then they tell you to come back another day.

Bastards............

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BIRBS, sound advice from JO, don't break the law or get divorced then you don't need the BASTARDS / Chelsea are BASTARDS!!!! (and Stoke idiots too)

I take exception to this statement, Jaggedone, you fucking BASTARD!

I am delighted Chelsea won the league!
Admit it, even you'd find it hard to accept seeing a knob like Nani celebrating and acting like the big man he isn't.
Nani is a BASTARD.
Average player with ambitions of mediocrity.

Berbatov has comic qualities like an East European cartoon from the 70's!

Rooney's a good chap but the rest are crap.

Hooray for Chelsea!

Now fuck off and leave them in peace.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I take exception to this statement, Jaggedone, you fucking BASTARD!

I am delighted Chelsea won the league!
Admit it, even you'd find it hard to accept seeing a knob like Nani celebrating and acting like the big man he isn't.
Nani is a BASTARD.
Average player with ambitions of mediocrity.

Berbatov has comic qualities like an East European cartoon from the 70's!

Rooney's a good chap but the rest are crap.

Hooray for Chelsea!

Now fuck off and leave them in peace.

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JB we agree on Berbatov at least, Nani, well he's pretty hot although I had my doubts.

As for FC Abramovich, BALLACKS!!!

He's a Kraut BASTARD too!

Nani!
Nani!!!!

He is a miniature, less talented version of C. Ronaldo with a teeny, tiny head.

One thing I'll give hi is he does good celebrations.

But you have to admit that Chelsea are an all-round funnier team that Utd.
You had to laugh at Drogba's baby antics trying to win the little golden booty!

Those Manchester boys are just too dull though.
Whats Fergie putting in their porridge? Does he even give them porridge anymore.

He should.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Nani!
Nani!!!!

He is a miniature, less talented version of C. Ronaldo with a teeny, tiny head.

One thing I'll give hi is he does good celebrations.

But you have to admit that Chelsea are an all-round funnier team that Utd.
You had to laugh at Drogba's baby antics trying to win the little golden booty!

Those Manchester boys are just too dull though.
Whats Fergie putting in their porridge? Does he even give them porridge anymore.

He should.

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agreed, looking at it through the eye of a cyclops, you're right (Phillips).

Drogba is a laugh a minute and as for OBI, OBI, Star Wars!

The Blues deserved it, but they're still crap!

Once somebody changed something I wrote - as if what he substituted he found funnier. Yet he allowed some people to write a hundred words of crap and let it through without change and without fail.Whatever happened to authors' rights? Bastard!