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Nigel is gay; exceptionally limp-wristed.

"Limp-wristed, incompetent, mongoloid prick! Wanker, retard, incestuous shitty turd!", Eloise droned.

Droned rather ominously, noshing Edward's dong

Dong = oversized natural genitalia.

Genitalia, ergo, nasty itchy testicles and, latterly, itchy anus.

Anus 'nozzled' ugly sound.

Sound of underaged nubiles 'dabbling'.

Dabbling at/before breakfast lets infants neurologically grow.

"Grow rhubarb organically, Walter".

"Walter always liked talking", Edith reminisced.

Reminisced every morning; I noticed I shat carelessly, emitting 'dribbles'.






Try that ya bastard.

Dribbles rolled into Baby Benjamin's lovely, excited smile.

Smile made; I liked. End?






Chillingly accurate.

Accurate how?

End nervous dispositions.

I'll get back to you later on this, JB.

Which way to the "Questions Only" thread?

Excuse me, Sir, you must have got lost. Let me direct you out of this facility. It's restricted access, you see. Nothing personal.

Now, let me see, er..., fruit off, you cake.

'Dispositions' indicates something pre-emptive or something instinctive, that is obviously not spontaneous.

It was my birthday yesterday and you never wished me a happy birthday, you knob.

I cried. Tears. Tears of sadness, not joy. It made my little facey-wacey all wet and smudgy.

The only ones that did were Skooby baby, Frankie, Queenie Weenie, Lady G-string and SFO...who you just kicked out of here in a very impolite manner.
You disgust me, Monkey Woods.
If I was a lesbian I wouldn't share a lesbian kiss with you. For a week.
After that I probably would. But just a peck on the cheek, not a big wet sloppy one, mind.


Spontaneous people often nonchalantly try acrobatic nonsense, even old useless spinsters.

Spinsters purposely increase non-marriage statistics, to exalt remaining single.

Sorry about your birthday. You should have reminded me. Then I would have sent you an online greeting. Look, I'll wish you Happy Birthday for 26th August 2011 right now, so that I don't fuck up again, OK?

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Jesus,
Happy Birthday to you.


You fuckwit

Now, the word is 'single'. Continue.

Thank you. For next year.

Single, independent, naturist German's like evergreens.

Evergreens vary exceedingly rarely; generally, robust eucalyptus exists near shrubs.

Shrubs have rather unusual bushy shapes.


That's my lot for the day.

Nightio, Monkey.

XXX

Goodnight, JB.

Shapes have a plain, elongated side.

Side is decidedly elongated.

Elongated, like on New Guinea archipeligo. Totally elongated, dude!