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sperm: pussies enjoy regular mounting.

M...ounting
O...ld
U...gly
N...urses
T...o
I...ntroduce
N...ew
G...ames

Games are monotonous, especially soccer.

S...occer
O...nly
C...reates
C...ocaine
E...nhanced
R...oustabouts

Roustabouts often underestimate seventy three apple barrels of unripe, tart strawberries

Iain

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Quote: IainB

Roustabouts often underestimate seventy three apple barrels of unripe, tart strawberries

Iain

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strawberries turn red after watering, before eating red, rotten individual examples, spit!

Spit provides internal texture

t...exture
e...xhibiting
x...enomenia
t...roubles
u...nctuously
r...efined
e...pidemiologist

Epidemologists

Every person, including doctors, enjoy making overtly ludicris, offensive gestures, initially satirising their sister.

Sister incest stimulates the erotic Russians

Russians

Russians, undercover soviets, sexually intimidate american navy students.

Students tricky, usually demanding enough. Never too sweet

Sweet wishes encourage erotic thalidomides

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Quote: amosmoran3000

Sweet wishes encourage erotic thalidomides

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Thalidomides hate angry ladies in dominatrix outfits (mostly idiotic dykes, especially Spanish).

P.S. What's a Thalidomide? It wasn't in my dictionary.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: amosmoran3000

Sweet wishes encourage erotic thalidomides

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Thalidomides hate angry ladies in dominatrix outfits (mostly idiotic dykes, especially Spanish).

P.S. What's a Thalidomide? It wasn't in my dictionary.

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Have you ever seen a person with shortened arms and tiny hands? That's the result of Thalidomide. Basically, it was considered a 'wonder drug' and was used as a painkiller. It was most commonly used to relieve morning sickness in pregnant women. As a result of it's use, many women gave birth to children with growth defects. The drug was in use between 1958-1961. The United States avoided this calamity due to one smart thinking FDA pharmacologist who refused approval. Only 17 'thalidomide babies' occurred in the US. The pharmacologist got an award from JFK.

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Outfits

Outfits usually take fitting in tennis shorts

Thanks for the definition, but your word should have been "Spanish." Outfits was in the middle of the word.

Spanish people aren't nice in summer heat

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Thanks for the definition, but your word should have been "Spanish." Outfits was in the middle of the word.

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Gracias y apesadumbrado

Heat Energises Anal Ticks

ticks infest certain kids' setters

setters enjoy their testicles evenly sucked

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Quote: amosmoran3000

setters enjoy their testicles evenly sucked

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Sucked ursulla's cunt, kindly eased depression

depression

Depression eerily probes recent emotions. Sometimes seriously impacting on negotiations.

Negotiatations enable gentlemenly organizations to invite able talent into offices: namely strippers

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Negotiatations enable gentlemenly organizations to invite able talent into offices: namely strippers

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STRIPPERS TAKE RIPOSTES IN PERSONALLY PLEASING EARMARKED REGULAR SANGUINITY

(Sorry guys. Bit of a cop out that.)