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Trees rarely expectorate, emitting sap.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Trees rarely expectorate, emitting sap.

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SAP APPLIES PERENIALLY

Upping the ante here guys!

Whatever,

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: amosmoran3000

I running out of toilet paper to write ideas on;

Statistically, those arse thieves irritate some thoroughly interesting chaps, a little like yoghurt.

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Nice one Amosmoran3000

YOU ONLY GET HURT UNDER RAINWASHED TREES



Skoob.

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How many times Skoob?

How many times?

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: amosmoran3000

I running out of toilet paper to write ideas on;

Statistically, those arse thieves irritate some thoroughly interesting chaps, a little like yoghurt.

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Nice one Amosmoran3000

YOU ONLY GET HURT UNDER RAINWASHED TREES



Skoob.

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How many times Skoob?

How many times?

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Oh fuck,

Sorry Ferg, guys.

I was just having a quiet night in, and the hair of the dog. Currently eating the dog's fur.

Shit...sorry...

Carry On Up The Khyber

Skoob.

Perennially you mean?

Bollocks to you Ferg, you pedantic prick. You've never been the same since you signed up for Manchester United.

YOGHURT ONLY GIVES HEROES UNNATURAL RIPPING TENDENCIES.

Have it.

Skoob.

"AppenAppenAppenAppenAppenAppen"

Just ignore Ferg,

He's having an on line love sexy affair thing.

Since his £94million transfer to Manchester United he's become proper grouchy. Mind you, in my case he probably has a point

Regards,

Skoob.

Perennially, Everyone Realizes Esoteric Nomads Noticed Idiosyncratic Algerians Lie Like Yemenis (A grave insult)

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

"AppenAppenAppenAppenAppenAppen"

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Dominus vobiscum, et cum spiritu tuo

It is CHRIST himself that commands you!

Come on Ferg, you can do it...

Skoob.

Re: Kevin Moran. No not related to that Kevin Moran but I am related to the Kevin Moran who got sent off in the cup final.....and Steve Moran who used to play for Southampton. In fact he probably does still play for them

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Quote: amosmoran3000

Re: Kevin Moran. No not related to that Kevin Moran but I am related to the Kevin Moran who got sent off in the cup final.....and Steve Moran who used to play for Southampton. In fact he probably does still play for them

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The Kevin Moran I was referring to is the one who got sent off in the cup final. United v Everton 1985. Norman Whiteside and all that. Nice to make your acquaintance Amos. We never forget the good 'uns at Old Trafford.

Regards

Skoob.

I'll try........ Costacurta, Tardelli, Cappucino, Espresso, Italia 90. Roberto
Baggio, Gelato Piazza et Paulo DiCanio Tiramasu.



I'd love a big lump of Tiramisu now.

I think it might be a different Kevin Moran. The one I'm related to was sent off in the 1989 Wakefield Collieries Miners Cup Final.........for wearing shinpads.

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Quote: amosmoran3000

I think it might be a different Kevin Moran. The one I'm related to was sent off in the 1989 Wakefield Collieries Miners Cup Final.........for wearing shinpads.

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See? I just knew you were taking the piss. That's all anybody ever does on this website.

Welcome to this upside down world where nothing is quite what it first appears to be

Your Friend

Skoob.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

I'll try........ Costacurta, Tardelli, Cappucino, Espresso, Italia 90. Roberto
Baggio, Gelato Piazza et Paulo DiCanio Tiramasu.



I'd love a big lump of Tiramisu now.

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Fergus,

Have you been drinking again? I'm warning you, the Man United deal won't go through if you keep getting sodden on the lash and eating sausages at breakfast time. With eggs. Duck eggs. And bacon. And mushrooms. And tomatoes. And black pudding. And HP sauce. And... oh fuck it I'm getting hungry...

Bastard...

Skoob.

I believe that the last word played was Yemenies.

Yemenies emit massive endorphins, needing intense exercise sweat

sweat with excited athlete's trainers

trainers reprimand athletes in nineties exotic running shoes

Iain

Shoes have odd endings, sometimes.

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Quote: IainB

trainers reprimand athletes in nineties exotic running shoes

Iain

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SHOES HURLED OVER EXCITED SPOKESMAN

Skoob.

...erm...sometimes...

Skoob.

spokesman peel off knickers erotically, silently mincing a negligee

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Quote: IN SEINE

spokesman peel off knickers erotically, silently mincing a negligee

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negligee eventually gets layed in glee especially evenings


(glad this thread got on track once more not thanks to Skoob!)

Evenings, Virgins Enter Naughty Igloos Nibbling Groins Sexually