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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
wankers are not kinky, erection-rubbing scumbags ~IS~ |
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
sorry about that, we're on sons now!
sons of Nuns: secretive ~IS~ |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
HANG ON!
If you guys want to keep this train on track, you need to SORT IT OUT! Jeeze... Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
secretive enemies create reckless terror in volatile Ecuador |
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French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ecuador cowers under a dictatorship of robbers |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Robbers often burglarize banks, extracting rubles simultaneously
(Rubles from Russian banks, of course) |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
robbers often behave badly especially retarded specimens |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
JO,
I beat you to the "Robbers" word by 13 minutes. The next word is "simultaneously." |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
SIMULTANEOUSLY INSTANT MESSAGING USUALLY LEADS TO A NONETHELESS ERRONIOUS OBVIOUSLY USELESSLY SIMPLE LYING YEOMAN. Now really. Leave me alone. Grouchily Skoob. |
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amosmoran3000
Writer Location: The bath. Drying the laptop Registered: 28 Jun 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'll get it right this time. If not, for punishment, you can banish me to somewhere with Andy Murray.
Yeoman Yeoman, Eats Openly, Mad About Nazis. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Nazis are zealous, ignorant swine
Actually, your post should have started with the word "Yoeman" (as mine started with the last word in your sentence, Nazis). Just go back and edit and change Yes to Yoeman. As far as this Murray character, don't know him. Instead, we sentence you to one week of listening to Skoob complain about the Mrs. |
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amosmoran3000
Writer Location: The bath. Drying the laptop Registered: 28 Jun 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hang on, I've got it
Swine! Watch Its Nose Effervesce. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Effervesce
Effervesce: fruit fizzes effervescently, requiring very eager sipping, causing eruptions (those gas caused eruptions, therefore, are belches or farts - depending on which direction they took) |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hey you! Leave my Mrs alone. Everybody else does. I only posted this because I'm struggling to find the right words... Regards Skoob. Call me when it's an easier word. I only have a small brain. Just saying... |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Mrs. Skoob says that isn't the only thing that's small. |
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amosmoran3000
Writer Location: The bath. Drying the laptop Registered: 28 Jun 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eruptions Ruin Undiscovered Planets, Though Its Only Natural Seismology
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
ERUPTIONS REGULARLY UPSET PATRONS TAKING IN OBNOXIOUS NOXIOUS SUBSTANCES
My butt just exploded. I knew I was full of shit but that one took the biscuit! Regards Skoob. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Eruptions: really ugly pussy things in one's nose snot
I hope that you can work with the word "snot" |
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amosmoran3000
Writer Location: The bath. Drying the laptop Registered: 28 Jun 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Which word next?
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Simultaneous postings, but Amos beat us to it.
I guess the next word is seismology. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hi Amos, welcome to the spoof. SEISMOLOGY EXISTENTIALLY INSINUATES SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS OR LOGICALLY ORDINARY GREY YEARLINGS Please... Skoob. |
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amosmoran3000
Writer Location: The bath. Drying the laptop Registered: 28 Jun 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yearlings Expect Anal / Rectal Loving In New, Godforsaken, Stables
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
STABLES TAKE ALL BORN LESBIANS STATISTICALLY It's killing me this is. Kindest Skoob. |
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amosmoran3000
Writer Location: The bath. Drying the laptop Registered: 28 Jun 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I running out of toilet paper to write ideas on;
Statistically, those arse thieves irritate some thoroughly interesting chaps, a little like yoghurt. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nice one Amosmoran3000 YOU ONLY GET HURT UNDER RAINWASHED TREES Are you related by any chance to legendary Manchester United defender Kevin Moran, who used to get his nose broken in aerial challenges on a regular basis? Just wondered... Skoob. |
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