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IN SEINE
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Posted: 29 Jun 09 18:20

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YELLOW EXEMPLIFIES LOW LIFE OCCIDENTAL WANKERS

Chew on that you bugger!

Skoob.


wankers are not kinky, erection-rubbing scumbags


~IS~

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 18:23 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 29 Jun 09 18:25
sorry about that, we're on sons now!

sons of Nuns: secretive

~IS~

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 18:30
HANG ON!

If you guys want to keep this train on track, you need to SORT IT OUT!

Jeeze...

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 29 Jun 09 19:14

Quote: IN SEINE

sorry about that, we're on sons now!

sons of Nuns: secretive

~IS~


secretive enemies create reckless terror in volatile Ecuador

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 19:32

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secretive enemies create reckless terror in volatile Ecuador




Ecuador cowers under a dictatorship of robbers


Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Jun 09 20:00
Robbers often burglarize banks, extracting rubles simultaneously

(Rubles from Russian banks, of course)

Jaggedone
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Posted: 29 Jun 09 20:13

Quote: IN SEINE


Quote: Jaggedone

secretive enemies create reckless terror in volatile Ecuador




Ecuador cowers under a dictatorship of robbers



robbers often behave badly especially retarded specimens

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Jun 09 20:17
JO,

I beat you to the "Robbers" word by 13 minutes.

The next word is "simultaneously."

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 20:34

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JO,

I beat you to the "Robbers" word by 13 minutes.

The next word is "simultaneously."


SIMULTANEOUSLY INSTANT MESSAGING USUALLY LEADS TO A NONETHELESS ERRONIOUS OBVIOUSLY USELESSLY SIMPLE LYING YEOMAN.

Now really. Leave me alone.

Grouchily

Skoob.

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 22:39 - Edited By: amosmoran3000, 29 Jun 09 22:47
I'll get it right this time. If not, for punishment, you can banish me to somewhere with Andy Murray.

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Jun 09 22:41 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 29 Jun 09 23:17
Nazis are zealous, ignorant swine


Actually, your post should have started with the word "Yoeman" (as mine started with the last word in your sentence, Nazis).

Just go back and edit and change Yes to Yoeman.

As far as this Murray character, don't know him. Instead, we sentence you to one week of listening to Skoob complain about the Mrs.

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 22:44 - Edited By: amosmoran3000, 29 Jun 09 22:51
Hang on, I've got it

Swine! Watch Its Nose Effervesce.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Jun 09 23:21
Effervesce

Effervesce: fruit fizzes effervescently, requiring very eager sipping, causing eruptions

(those gas caused eruptions, therefore, are belches or farts - depending on which direction they took)

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 23:24

Quote: Jalapenoman

Nazis are zealous, ignorant swine


Actually, your post should have started with the word "Yoeman" (as mine started with the last word in your sentence, Nazis).

Just go back and edit and change Yes to Yoeman.

As far as this Murray character, don't know him. Instead, we sentence you to one week of listening to Skoob complain about the Mrs.


Hey you!

Leave my Mrs alone. Everybody else does.

I only posted this because I'm struggling to find the right words...

Regards

Skoob.

Call me when it's an easier word. I only have a small brain. Just saying...

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Jun 09 23:29

Quote: Skoob1999


Call me when it's an easier word. I only have a small brain. Just saying...


Mrs. Skoob says that isn't the only thing that's small.

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 23:30 - Edited By: amosmoran3000, 29 Jun 09 23:31
Eruptions Ruin Undiscovered Planets, Though Its Only Natural Seismology

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 23:31
ERUPTIONS REGULARLY UPSET PATRONS TAKING IN OBNOXIOUS NOXIOUS SUBSTANCES

My butt just exploded. I knew I was full of shit but that one took the biscuit!

Regards

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Jun 09 23:31
Eruptions: really ugly pussy things in one's nose snot


I hope that you can work with the word "snot"

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 23:32
Which word next?

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Jun 09 23:32 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 29 Jun 09 23:32
Simultaneous postings, but Amos beat us to it.

I guess the next word is seismology.

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 23:44

Quote: Jalapenoman

Simultaneous postings, but Amos beat us to it.

I guess the next word is seismology.


Hi Amos, welcome to the spoof.

SEISMOLOGY EXISTENTIALLY INSINUATES SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS OR LOGICALLY ORDINARY GREY YEARLINGS

Please...

Skoob.

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 23:59
Yearlings Expect Anal / Rectal Loving In New, Godforsaken, Stables

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Posted: 30 Jun 09 00:03

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Yearlings Expect Anal / Rectal Loving In New, Godforsaken, Stables


STABLES TAKE ALL BORN LESBIANS STATISTICALLY

It's killing me this is.

Kindest

Skoob.

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Posted: 30 Jun 09 00:13 - Edited By: amosmoran3000, 30 Jun 09 00:14
I running out of toilet paper to write ideas on;

Statistically, those arse thieves irritate some thoroughly interesting chaps, a little like yoghurt.

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Posted: 30 Jun 09 00:31

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I running out of toilet paper to write ideas on;

Statistically, those arse thieves irritate some thoroughly interesting chaps, a little like yoghurt.


Nice one Amosmoran3000

YOU ONLY GET HURT UNDER RAINWASHED TREES

Are you related by any chance to legendary Manchester United defender Kevin Moran, who used to get his nose broken in aerial challenges on a regular basis?

Just wondered...

Skoob.


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