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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What was Mary Bale thinking?
Correct! Logout! |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Every morning I sit on the pot for 40 minutes, breathing hard as if in labour - these bloody piles - so in the end I'm glad to get the what?
Correct! There's a bucket in my hole |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
What did Violet Beauregard say during her tour of Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory when other tour member Charlie Bucket fingered her in the dark?
Correct! Ten penny nails |
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matthatt
mad as a hatter  Location: London Registered: 2 Mar 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
what's the name of the shop in the high street, next door to Greggs the bakers, where Wayne Rooney's high class lady of negotiable affection gets her acrylic tips dipped?
Correct. The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go. |
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North  Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Name a typical phrase uttered at a Star Trek convention by a man in a captains shirt, with a paunch and NO GIRLFRIEND.
Correct Humble. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's the last word anyone who's read his autobiography would use to describe Tony Blair?
Correct! A cherry farmer |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As soon as Snow White stepped on the scene, what did each one of the Seven Dwarfs want to become?
Correct! Two peas in a pod. |
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Jedward are what kind of vegetables?
Correct Christmas cards with robins on |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope  Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is yet another strange British tradition we American's don't understand because the bloody Robin migrates its little Rockin' Robin ass out of here for the winter?
Correct! Peter, Paul and Mary |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Like an Almond Joy, two of these have nuts, while the other has Mounds.
Correct! A jalapeno hoarder caused the price of spicy foods to triple. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What sent the world into financial meltdown?
Correct! Frankie Valli And The Four Raisins |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Name an unlikely pairing of a famous falsetto with sun-dried California claymation characters that would tie the Bee Gees to Norman Whitfield and Barrett Strong.
Correct! You must have your own tools and a truck with insurance. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's the catch if you work for Fergus McCarthy or Morse?
Correct! Dimitar Berbatov |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Name a Bulgarian Manchester United footballer known for the skillful, seemingly effortless way he removes a vuvuzela from his arse.
Correct! Glenn Beck's chalkboard. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's infinitely less impressive than SFO's response to the previous question?
Correct! Bill O'Reilly in a Liverpool bus shelter. Drunk. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Give one example of something that's only going to aggravate a splotchy skin condition.
Correct! Scratch-proof lenses. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is the worst nightmare imaginable for those sick bastards who spend all their spare time trying to scratch lenses?
Correct! Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What does SFO listen to when preparing to do battle with the site's pet troll?
Correct! Tofu simmered in bacon fat. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What does SFO eat before preparing to do battle with the site troll?
Correct! Eye of newt, toe of frog, a drop of eel's blood, and the Senate Chamber. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Having a surprising amount in common with African witch doctors (such as President Obama) the American Tea Party believe eating what and where will give them eternal power and a divine right to rule?
Correct! Britney Spears at home with the kids |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Define "circus."
Correct! Lemon-scented dish washing liquid. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
In order to stay up all night, SFO is known to drink what by the gallon?
Correct! Sarah Palin is God's gift to America |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rather than create another Soddam and Gamorrah, what did the Catholic deity do to punish the wicked?
Correct! Four feet of hemp rope. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Trying to smoke what and getting no affects lead 'W' to try a much harder drug?
Correct! Yorkshire tea is not grown in Yorkshire |
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matthatt
mad as a hatter Location: London Registered: 2 Mar 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What was the one important fact, forgotten by Roy Chubby Brown when banging on about how great Yorkshire is?
Correct. Roysten Vasey |
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