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Posted: 27 Aug 10 06:48

Quote: Monkey Woods

Whom are you asking?

Did my last post clear that up for you?

Lady Godiva

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 10:34

Oh Crikey! Did you expect it WOULD on this Discussion Thread?

Have you taken you medication today?

Lady Godiva

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 10:35

Don't I look cute?

Do you know I'm not really blue - at lesst in the 'colour' sense of the word?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 10:51 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 27 Aug 10 10:52

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We now have two 'Answers Only Threads', do that mean we have to start another 'Questions Only' thread to correct the balance.........?

Isn't that written incorectly, Birbee?

Isn't that a spelling mistake?

Should I start a Pettifogulising thread for this kind of enquiry?

Is that a yoghurt?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 11:23

Quote: Lady Godiva

Don't I look cute?

Yes, but wouldn't "smurfy" be more appropriate?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 11:26

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Isn't that written incorectly, Birbee?

Isn't that a spelling mistake?

Should I start a Pettifogulising thread for this kind of enquiry?

Is that a yoghurt?

You sure do ask a lot of questions, don't you?

Monkey Woods

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 15:53

Would you two mind conducting this little tete-a-tete by email?

SFO, why don't you ask her what colour knickers she's got on?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 16:28

Are we still doing this, then?

Monkey Woods

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 16:56

Don't you want to?

Monkey Woods

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 16:56

Why don't you want to?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 17:02

Did I say I didn't want to?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 17:16 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 27 Aug 10 17:16

What have you got on under that Mack?

Jaggedone

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 17:26

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What have you got on under that Mack?

what's it your business? (I'm learning the double Dutch language)

Jesus Budda

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 18:05

Why isn't the word 'why' spelt 'y'?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 18:11

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SFO, why don't you ask her what colour knickers she's got on?

Do you suppose it might have something to do with the fact that Americans don't spell "color" with a "u"?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 18:12

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Why isn't the word 'why' spelt 'y'?

Why don't you tell us, Jesus Budd(h)a?

Jesus Budda

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 18:15

How can I explain if I must write everything as a question?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 18:16

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(I'm learning the double Dutch language)

Did you kiss a fellow dressed in yellow?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 18:16

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How can I explain if I must write everything as a question?

Haven't you been fairly successful thus far?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 18:18

He didn't, did he?

Jesus Budda

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 18:22

Did Jaggedone really kiss a fellow?
Really?
Won't you share more of this idle tittle-tattle?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 18:24

Oops, did I let the cat out of the bag?

Jesus Budda

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 18:25

Or did you simply let it out of the wheelie bin?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 18:27

Do you realize I had to Google "wheelie bin" just now?

You don't really keep your cats in a garbage can, do you?

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Posted: 27 Aug 10 18:33

What's a garbage can?

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