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Quote: Incredulous

Ha!,Ha! You make me laugh, you really do, this is better than the tele!
I was going to say something and now I have forgot.
So I am going back to my favourite subject, Shakira.
COOOOR!
Although Jessica Alba, now my mind is going in different directions.
If I had them both in bed with me, then that would be a dream come true. But dreams never come true.
What this has got to do with the Bastard thread, I have no idea, I am just going off on one! Ha!

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Incredulous, old fruit. Why have you got an avatar of Sherlock Holmes? He wasn't a raving lunatic.

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Quote: Incredulous

Ha!,Ha! You make me laugh, you really do, this is better than the tele!
I was going to say something and now I have forgot.
So I am going back to my favourite subject, Shakira.
COOOOR!
Although Jessica Alba, now my mind is going in different directions.
If I had them both in bed with me, then that would be a dream come true. But dreams never come true.
What this has got to do with the Bastard thread, I have no idea, I am just going off on one! Ha!

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Incredulous, old fruit. Why have you got an avatar of Sherlock Holmes? He wasn't a raving lunatic.

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Ha!That was good!
And I think the idea of Sherlock Holmes is that he was a raving lunatic, why do you think I like him as a character?
Unlike Shakira, who just likes a big prick!
I will not leave her alone, she is in big trouble with me, not physically obviously.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

JB,

Sven the shagger got the Ivory Coast gig for the World Cup, that's the real reason Fabulous Cappello banned the England Wag's from the tournament.

See the big hooha about John Terry? Small biccies if England meet the Ivory Coast.

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Thanks for that, Fergus. I remember seeing his name linked to Ivory Coast and just thought he was messing about there. Forgot about old Sven. Hiddink is with Turkey or something now. Remember that Bora Milutanivic fella? Coached USa for a bit and gave them some shape and order. He's another of those wandering football geniuses hopping from country to country spreading their pixie dust of wisdom.

I'm going to start a World Cup thread.

JB, you all ready did and the Yanks killed it, BASTARDS

I am going to call Shakira a bastard again.
I really do not care what people think of me!
That video with Nadal, bloody hell, fucking whore that she is.
Two sides of a coin, I don't know if I love her so much that I hate her, or hate her so much that I love her?
But I do know that she is acting like a fucking whore!

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Quote: Jaggedone

the Yanks killed it, BASTARDS

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J*****o** - bass turd

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

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Quote: Jaggedone

the Yanks killed it, BASTARDS

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J*****o** - bass turd

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SFO, you're not a YANK, they're further up North, a RED NECK maybe?

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Quote: Jaggedone

SFO, you're not a YANK, they're further up North, a RED NECK maybe?

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There ain't no rednecks in San Francisco.

If my neck is red, that's 'cause yer pissin' me off.

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

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Quote: Jaggedone

SFO, you're not a YANK, they're further up North, a RED NECK maybe?

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There ain't no rednecks in San Francisco.

If my neck is red, that's 'cause yer pissin' me off.

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Do you glow in the dark too?

I have been trying to follow Shakira again through the internet, but I get fuck all nothing!
I don't think there is anything wrong with me trying, by the way!
Is she screwing Nadal?
But I am not sure that she is.
But she has ruined her reputation, she did that to herself, fucking idiot!
And I know I am launching myself again, what do you expect, perfection, do not expect that from me!

Today's Bastards are these Canadian seal hunters, who promise they will take you out clubbing, and take you to Newfoundland, and batter defenceless baby seals over the head with a club
the barbaric BASTARDS. Given the chance I would not hesitate for a second to shoot these Canadian Bastards.

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Yes, that is absolutely awful, when they kill defenceless seals.
It makes me want to cry!
Bastards!

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Quote: SPECTRUM

Today's Bastards are these Canadian seal hunters, who promise they will take you out clubbing, and take you to Newfoundland, and batter defenceless baby seals over the head with a club
the barbaric BASTARDS. Given the chance I would not hesitate for a second to shoot these Canadian Bastards.

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Quote: Incredulous

^^
Yes, that is absolutely awful, when they kill defenceless seals.
It makes me want to cry!
Bastards!

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Yes, yes! I salute you both!

To hell with these baby-seal-killing bastards!!

Doesn't Shakira also like baby seals? And who wouldn't?

Heidi Klum likes adult Seals.

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Quote: SPECTRUM

Today's Bastards are these Canadian seal hunters, who promise they will take you out clubbing, and take you to Newfoundland, and batter defenceless baby seals over the head with a club
the barbaric BASTARDS. Given the chance I would not hesitate for a second to shoot these Canadian Bastards.

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Spectrum, solidarity, they are real Bastards and the MUVVER FUCKERS who wear furs too!!


SFO, brilliant Heidi comment, it's just his big black penetrator actually. ugly BASTARD!

Oh! fuck, I am going to go off again.
I am not sure that I do not need therapy?
But every time I watch that fucking video of Shakira's Gypsy, I go beserk!
What the fligging hell was she thinking of besides her bloody cunt!
Why am I telling this Forum, well I can't tell a Shakira Forum this,they will ban me, I am not sure you wont?
But I am bloody livid, absolutely livid.
Sometimes I wake up screaming.
YES I DO NEED THERAPY!
But it is off my chest now,thanks!
I think she is a bastard!

I should not have said that,sorry!
I flash sometimes and then it is over.
I guess I am the bastard again!

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Quote: Incredulous

I should not have said that,sorry!
I flash sometimes and then it is over.
I guess I am the bastard again!

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I see the treatment is not kicking in yet!

Ha!, Ha! Jaggadone, I think I am irremediable.
What is the cure?
I get myself into so much trouble sometimes, I think the fun is trying to get out of it!

Fuck the baby seals.

Club the lot of the bastards I say.

Greedy bastards eating all that nice fish.

Viva Canadian seal clubbers.

Pass the fucking bat Jacques.

Oh yes!

Regards

Skoob.

Ha!

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Quote: Skoob1999

Fuck the baby seals.

Club the lot of the bastards I say.

Greedy bastards eating all that nice fish.

Viva Canadian seal clubbers.

Pass the fucking bat Jacques.

Oh yes!

Regards

Skoob.

Ha!

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These are baby seals just born they have not even had the chance to have any fish when these crazy bastards turn up with clubs and brutally batter them over the head, they don't deserve that. Only Labour & Tory politicians deserve that.

Kill em before they eat all the fish!

That's what I say!

A bit of decent cod's getting really hard to come by.

Furry little doe-eyed BASTARDS!

Regards

Skoob.

These are baby seals just born they have not even had the chance to have any fish when these crazy bastards turn up with clubs and brutally batter them over the head, they don't deserve that. Only Labour & Tory politicians deserve that.

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I agree with you entirely, I can never understand cruelty to animals, but human beings, fuck them!
But please only club Tory politicians.
I am being poltical again, Oh! Well!
This is the land of free speech, is it not.
I just hope that they do not catch up with me! Ha!

Off topic? Maggie Thatcher was my wet nurse

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Quote: Skoob1999

Kill em before they eat all the fish!

That's what I say!

A bit of decent cod's getting really hard to come by.

Furry little doe-eyed BASTARDS!Regards

Skoob.

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Skoob's right, if they were covered in scales there wouldn't be a word about it.

I'm not really into cruelty to animals myslef but I do have a bit of a giggle at the animal lovers, not the horse shaggers, I mean the ones who really really love animals, they love animals in a way that the rest of us with real life issues and concerns will never understand.


What's the problem? Are you upset at the fact that they are killed or by the manner in which they are sent to the great seal sanctuary in the sky?

Baby bunny rabbits are cute, and baby ducks.

I love baby ducks.

Do you know what, personally, I might joke about it.
But all life is sacred to me, be it human life or animal.
Yes, we have to eat, and I should become a vegetarian but I haven't.
Oh! am I philosophizing again, Oh! Well!
But by now you know I talk complete shit, don't you!