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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Delightful elephant licked its giant heaving tusk, feigning unbridled laughter.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Laughter and ugliness generally haul together; especially redheads!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Redheads: exceedingly dull halfwits, exhibitng a doltish state.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
State that a tramp endures.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Endures 'nasty development' under railway embankment steps.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Steps = the excruciatingly pathetic singers.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Singers in Nigeria give excellent range, soulfully.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Soulfully opening up, little Frankie used life's love youthfully.
This means something. I know it but I can't put my finger on it. Like the baby Jesus. He took out a restraining order on me. Cheeky little mite. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Youthfully overacting, Uri tried hurting Father Ultan's lovely, lithe yak.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yak: Asiatic kangaroo?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Kangaroo: Australian, not generally amiable, rolling over often.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Often find the end nibbled.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Monkey Woods, is it you?
Really???? Wow! It is! Hooray!!!! Lets play acronyms 'til the cows come home...and more!!! Nibbled insects break Barry's latest edible doctrine. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
'Doctrine' - or contrived thoughts - require intensive neurological enhancements.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Enhancements now have a new category, essentially meaning 'extra nipples to suck'.
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Stop it! (Just popped in to say Hi) Carry on playing with each other.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Suck up crazy koalas.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Koalas, often Australian, like almonds sugared.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sugared, unwrapped, grilled and roasted - everyone's delight!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Delight: erotic lady I got hard to.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yadda yadda yadda.
I felt like saying that. So I did. 'Cos I can say anything I want because I'm me. And you. To originate. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Originate: reluctantly, I go in neighbour's attic to 'exhibit'.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Exhibit 'X' has innocently been itemised thoroughly.
Now I am here you can breathe easily once again. The world is a better pale when I'm in it. So no more trips to the Moon for me then. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Pale? Thoroughly horrible ogre ripped off underwear, grabbing horn lustily - yawn. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
This is a clue and it means something.
Yawn after waking Nigel. |
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