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Employees might pee, likely once yellow emissions emit smell

SMELL MAKES EVERYTHING LOOK LOVELY.

Still got a very small brain. Ringing kids for advice.

SKoot

Lovely ones vamp, evoking lewd yelling

YELLING EXCESSIVELY LIKELY LEADS IDIOTIC NEGROID GENOMES.

Phew.

Genomes emit noxious odors, making everthing stink.

STINK TAKES INCALCULABLE NOXIOUS KNOWLEDGE.

Now I really am worn out.

Carry on.

Skoob.

Twatting on again, but I think I just spelled incalculable wrong about twenty seven times. I'm almost as bad at this as I am at chess.

Just tell me to go away.

Won't be offended,

Skoob.

Knowledge: No one with legal experience diddles girls easily


There! I got in an answer and managed to insult lawyers at the same time!

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Knowledge: No one with legal experience diddles girls easily


There! I got in an answer and managed to insult lawyers at the same time!

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Knowledge: No one with legal experience diddles girls easily


There! I got in an answer and managed to insult lawyers at the same time!

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Sorry, too much of Belgium's finest.

Stunning answer J-Man, you fucker.

EASILY ALL STUPID INDIVIDUALS LIE YODELLING.

Out on a hill stood a lonely goatherd, etc.

Skoob.

Yodelling often destroys ears, leaving loud, intense, noisy groaning

Are Undisguised Stupid Thickos, Rarely Awaiting Lively Intellectual Argument, Not Surprising.

Amos

Welcome, on behalf of all the writers to the Spoof.
The way this works is, as Mr McCarthy once so succinctly pointed out to me.

Last entry: BUBBLEGUM CLOGS UP YOUR TEETH

In that case, the word would be the last word in the sentence:TEETH

So you start with TEETH

As in TEETH EVER EFFECT THE HOROLOGY

So you start the next line with HOROLOGY

I'm trying to be instructive here. I'm just a drunk Anglo Irish fella trying to tell you how it works.

Thanks for taking part.

Skoob.

Ta. Found reading the previous 131 pages trying. Will try better next time.

H O R O L O G Y

Hopefully, our rugby omnipotents, lost only graciousness, yesterday.

Aren't we on groaning? Or did I wake up? Don't want to be doing that. It's bad for you, waking up.

Groaning: Really obnoxious agonised noises in neighbours' gardens

Iain

See...start with the last word, then make the sentence out of words beginning with the initial letters of that starting word... So, we ended with GROANING...I start with GROANING.

This means the next word is GARDENS

This instructional video was brought to you with the number 6 and the letter Y

gardens are really drug enriched neighbourhood sites


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Quote: IN SEINE

gardens are really drug enriched neighbourhood sites


~IS~

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SITES INTRINSICALLY TEST EVERY SENSATION

Skoob.

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SITES INTRINSICALLY TEST EVERY SENSATION

Skoob.

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sensation expediates new sexual activity to indians or necrophilliacs

~IS~

Necrophilliacs enjoy corpses; rotten old people humped in lacey lingerie interest and cause sensations.

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Necrophilliacs enjoy corpses; rotten old people humped in lacey lingerie interest and cause sensations.

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sensations enhance natural sexual acrobatics testing intentionally other neglected senses

(PS, I love the inbetween deviations and explanations, this is more fun than Spoofing!)

BTW start please with SENSES!!!!!

SENSES EVEN NEUROTIC SENSATIONS ENHANCE SEXUALITY

Now fuck off!

Regards,

Skoob.

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SENSES EVEN NEUROTIC SENSATIONS ENHANCE SEXUALITY

Now fuck off!

Regards,

Skoob.

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sexuality = enjoyment, xenophoebia = untermenschen, Adolf = Lenin, infiltration = terrorists = yellow!

YELLOW EXEMPLIFIES LOW LIFE OCCIDENTAL WANKERS

Chew on that you bugger!

Skoob.

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YELLOW EXEMPLIFIES LOW LIFE OCCIDENTAL WANKERS

Chew on that you bugger! (hopefully not literally, you were in a state!)

Skoob.

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wankers are nobodies, kicking every Reverends sons!